If (When) we beat Port Adelaide i will.....

[ding 5,126]

Im going straight to the club shop and buying a soft shell jacket... been looking at it online all year.

Its a luxury, but i will be happy to pick one up if we win.

Oh, im also sending a text to my boss, whos son plays for Port, reminding her that he should ask for a transfer to a successful club. (She also controls the roster so it will be my last game for the year)

[Wrecker45 3,378]

Get a Jack tattoo

[Wiseblood 24,637]

Enjoy my dinner.

[Jibroni 5,009]

Give my brother in law a really hard time, he is a die hard port man.

[Dee Zephyr 19,268]

 

[picket fence 17,494]

Go over to Uncle Bitter, to sample the late season Flogfest at the local Romsey general apothecary or other questionable refuge!

Edited July 20, 2017 by picket fence

[Skuit 10,031]

38 minutes ago, ding said:

Oh, im also sending a text to my boss, whos son plays for Port, reminding her that he should ask for a transfer to a successful club. (She also controls the roster so it will be my last game for the year)

Or you'll be suddenly free to attend our training sessions in addition to all of our games. Might have to pawn that jacket though.

[spirit of norm smith 16,581]

Buy an Indigenous jumper.  It's a great style and it would be fitting to celebrate. 

[praha 11,240]

Watch the highlights. 

[Chook 15,022]

...call up my cousins in SA and go bananas!

[Skuit 10,031]

4 minutes ago, Chook said:

...call up my cousins in SA and go bananas!

Take it to the No T$ No BS thread Chook.

[Emerald 1,744]

... get crushed by the hoard of happy Dees supporters at Richmond station.

[rpfc 28,754]

[censored] this.

We are 9 and 7 with all but Jones back, yes there will be some rust but we are at home and there are no superteams and we are a good team.

There is no surprise here - we can win this game and if Viney, Salem, and Tyson don't need a game to get into the momentum of the game - we have enough weapons to win well.

[Ted Lasso 19,549]

Finally start believing we are finals bound. Even now I have doubts despite us being definitely in the box seat 

[Pates 9,660]

....celebrate so loud I wake my London flat mates! (And not for the first time)

[In Harmes Way 7,823]

Wonder who that #9 player was that played so well

[Pottsydee 153]

1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Buy an Indigenous jumper.  It's a great style and it would be fitting to celebrate. 

Me too!

[pineapple dee 2,892]

Have a triple single malt whiskey ( or two ). Whilst watching the replay 

[Mogwai 17]

... buy a lifetime Demonland subscription!

Edited July 20, 2017 by Mogwai

[Gorgoroth 13,016]

Probably blubber like a small child as I would be confident of finals for the first time in 11 years. 

[JV7 2,354]

Upgrade my membership to guaranteed GF tickets

[faultydet 7,619]

Throw the missus over the couch. 

Get punched in the face

Try again.

[What 18,810]

Not be surprised as its on our home ground and we are a better team and I cant understand why people are talking like Port are some sort of powerhouse.

[Nasher 33,617]

Flip through my contacts for a Port supporter to bag, realise I don't know a single one of them and just be content with knowing we should play finals.

[Devil is in the Detail 883]

26 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Flip through my contacts for a Port supporter to bag, realise I don't know a single one of them and just be content with knowing we should play finals.

Probably for the best.