If we beat Freo I will ...

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

I shall imagine it is Lent and abstain from giving myself a jolly good flogging for forty days and forty nights.

[Jaded No More 68,915]

Laugh. Cry. Have the best pre-birthday weekend ever. Spend my long weekend watching the replay 8 times.

[Chook 15,013]

... Bemoan our loss to Carlton as a sign we haven't improved.

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

Actually, if we won it would be awesome if everyone wore their jumper/scarf/hat/beanie to work.

(PS. I'm unemployed...)

I have done so many times since 2010 stigga .... mostly after losses unfortunately. On reflection I ceased this practice last season and now only wear it after a win meaning i have had to put up with less vitriol but also the bitter winds from all these cold snaps.

As you can imagine the reaction from colleagues has been a tad shy of positive. It is good to know however that we are still very much hated within the football community :-)

* Is this negative? ... if so apologies to P.R. , P.J. and seemingly, certain players.

Edited August 27, 2015 by Rusty Nails

[Biffen 12,943]

Get myself locked up in a prison cell,Bronze up and refuse to come out until we have consecutive wins.

[jumbo returns 6,741]

Not this [censored] again.....

[Pennant St Dee 13,173]

Will be sitting in the stand at Subiaco when the final siren sounds thinking FMD how much did I have to drink

[Pates 9,660]

Laugh hysterically for about 24hrs straight while watching the replay and try to work out if our football is actually guided by a magic 8 ball!

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

Not this [censored] again.....

Jumbo pls... that attitude may rub off on some of the players

[TGR 1,367]

errrrh......this is demonland, tgr

Old habits.

I meant demonlanders. Sorry.

[Ted Lasso 19,516]

Pretty sure we're going to cop it bad this week

Roosy said he wants to see the boys get angry, I reckon they might go too far, it won't last long enough and Freo will give us a touch up

70 plus point loss.

[McQueen 17,864]

Reckon I'll be chucking a sickie on Monday due to catastrophic hangover.

[Nasher 33,616]

Post heaps on Demonland.

[old dee 23,790]

Post heaps on Demonland.

Get your typing fingers ready

[daisycutter 29,614]

Post heaps on Demonland.

reckon you'll be too busy trying to restart a crashed demonland server

[Spirit of 26 261]

....know that we'll get thumped by GWS the following week.

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

Just stare into the distance for a few days trying to understand the meaning of existence.....

[Adam The God 30,249]

What do you mean IF

Who the hell is this guy? Haha.

[TGR 1,367]

....know that we'll get thumped by GWS the following week.

I am worried about them more than what Freo can do to the supporters' morale.

[Cheap Seats 3,310]

Buy a membership next year

[Cards13 9,117]

Actually, if we won it would be awesome if everyone wore their jumper/scarf/hat/beanie to work.

(PS. I'm unemployed...)

You'll just walk up and down Collins and Bourke st in yours TS?

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

Who the hell is this guy? Haha.

Have a sneaking suspicion P.J. may have hacked OD's account Adam. An inside job!!? O.o

Edited August 27, 2015 by Rusty Nails

[Gorgoroth 12,950]

If we win...

I will go to Diagon Alley, kick Harry in the nuts, burn down the weasleys shop and [censored] on the head goblin at Gringotts.

[AzzKikA 2,371]

I will be very proud of the boys, and question why we don't always play like that. Is that negative?

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,754]

Wear a veil of positivity.

I got a scarf with my membership. Where did you get the veil?