Spirit of 26

#iknowhowtohashtagyouimpertinentwhippersnapper

I heard Max Gawn had a spew. Now half the team want to be traded to GWS.

Craig McKellar played a blinder in the ruck. I got hit by an old feral Collingwood supporter with her umbrella for yelling abuse. Chant of "Melb-bourne....Mel-bourne" around the ground in the last quarter. Great day - apart from bloody Carlton

Jack Viney's son's son.

This is journalism today....... Headline "Man Eating Shark!" But this is the reality.

Forget Tippett. Get Dixon.

I didn't know the Tingay boy was bald!

Goes alright i suppose.

And don't forget to grab a pint and some nosh at Stumps bar.

I'd report you to HR

It's not the size of the nuke that matters, but what you do with it.

Go to where your membership is. Mt Buller. Just for fun.

1979. Phil Carman. 'Nuff said.

Just goes to show he really is insane.

Thanks Wisey B.

Excuse my obvious ignorance, but WTF is a nicky dal?

Don't quote me, but I seem to remember Big Bob's stats from one match as 11 marks, 11 kicks, 11 goals. Did this happen or is just a faulty recall from too long ago?

Used to follow Oakleigh in the old VFA and remember him drop kicking goals from the centre circle (time may have exaggerated this a bit, but no doubting his prodigious drop kicking ability).

2017. In Three Stages. 1. Start of season - all minty fresh and full of hope. 2. Halfway through season - wild expectations, dreams of finals after winning 3 in a row. 3. End of season - dashed hopes, bitter taste in mouth as we limp into 9th place.

"Whenever you're lonely, just look at the spaces between your fingers and remember that's where my fingers fit perfectly".

Some of you people need to be severely re-educated.

Need more novelty items. Like the Chris Dawes football. "The ball that never leaves a mark! Is it a ball? Is it a brick?....It's hours of fumbling fun". Or the board game Geelongopoly. "Be the first player to lose by 186 points. Then choose who to sack - the coach or the CEO". Or the new party game "What Mark Neeld really meant" - One player chooses a favourite quote such as, "I simply want to coach the team that's the hardest to play against in the AFL". Another player then guesses what he really meant "I simply want to coach the team that's the hardest to watch in the AFL". You'll be rolling down the aisles in tears.

Just found the graphic artist's prototype design.

A bit of a whipping boy on some sites, but David Cordner's heart still beats true.

Picking some winners during the spring racing carnival.