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1 minute ago, titan_uranus said:

I don't recall if he/she has been accurate in the past.

But I believe one of the reasons people are so wary of his/her posts is he/she was the one who posted a series of inane riddles one year about a massive trade which never eventuated, which frustrated people.

They were real annoying head twisters too. People haven't forgotten.

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I'm not going to divulge my sauce, but I have it on good authority that after our Premiership win Jackson will call Goody over to have a drink from the Premiership Cup which Goody will oblige and when Jackson goes to have a drink Goody will say "Nah Dogga drink from this." before taking off his shoe for Jacko to do a shoey. Jacko will finish the shoey in one big gulp and with a big grin say to a reporter "Hey Brus, pass me that pen." and sign a 10 year deal with Melbourne where he will go on to become one of the best midfielders of all time and win numerous Premierships. Believe.

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12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i'd love to put all of you out of your misery, but mum's the word

if i told you all i'd have to kill you all

i'm sworn to secrecy ... such is life

So  mum is the word, that's cryptic enough for me not to understand.

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Jackson was terrible. Dropped marks and fumbled all night.  Just didn’t try which is harsh but physically got pushed aside by Hickey and then tossed it in. 
 

Freo… I’m selling now if you want him !!! 

Your 1st & 2nd round 2022 draft picks  Plus your 2023 1st round pick

FOR 

Luke Jackson and MFC 2022 2nd round pick 

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2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Unfortunately that was by far his poorest game for the year.

Everytime he was in the ruck he was physically beaten by Hickey fairly easily which resulted in Sydney just winning the easy clearence. 

 

Without a doubt. His elite below the knees skills no-where to be seen. 1 mark. Bottled it unfortunately 

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On 9/1/2022 at 11:47 PM, daisycutter said:

i'd love to put all of you out of your misery, but mum's the word

if i told you all i'd have to kill you all

i'm sworn to secrecy ... such is life

That's a win win tip any way you spin it

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Copping it hard and trying to remain positive.

Win next week and we are one of four still with the same equal opportunity.

That’s all keeping me sane right now.

Hopefully a kebab on the way home helps ease the pain somewhat.

Props to Clayton and Steven (minus the momentum killer moment).

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Yep he's gone for all money, was shizzen all night, but had a lot of mates, Did I say Shizzen, well that could have had a lot to do with it. Just watch the truth trickle out!!

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8 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Jackson was terrible. Dropped marks and fumbled all night.  Just didn’t try which is harsh but physically got pushed aside by Hickey and then tossed it in. 
 

Freo… I’m selling now if you want him !!! 

Your 1st & 2nd round 2022 draft picks  Plus your 2023 1st round pick

FOR 

Luke Jackson and MFC 2022 2nd round pick 

Don't want Jackson to go but I'm not entirely sure why.  

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