If we beat North I will ....

[jumbo returns 6,504]

4 minutes ago, old dee said:

Me too they will roll about laughing 

You wag, od.

[WhyAlwaysMe 237]

I will put my North friends on Suicide Watch

[Delusional demon 82 1,196]

Laugh at David king and ask for the stats 

[3183 Dee 2,609]

...call bulldust.

[Guest]

...wake up.

[Moonshadow 16,318]

5 hours ago, stuie said:

Haha despite the fact it was never an actual offer, the actual comment was I would join him in the back of a police vehicle after I had picked myself up from the gutter outside the cricketer's...

Your denial is understandable stuie. Never mind. 

If we beat Norf, I'll scratch my head in disbelief,  kick my heals in the air and stop to smell the roses, because as a Melbourne supporter we don't get to do that often enough. 

[Emerald 1,716]

... claim the Essendon game was just a hustle to get Norf to drop their guard.

[praha 10,294]

Probably good that we got this loss out of the way, in past years we left bad loses to weaker opponents to later in the year (GWS in 2014, Carlton last year).

Still, I can't see us getting within 5-6 goals of North after last week.

I'd actually be really [censored] off if they win.

But they won't. These funks tend to last 2-3 weeks. I seriously would not be surprised if it's 80+ point loss.

Anyway, what will I do if they win? Probably nothing. I don't trust them after a win anymore. It would seriously infuriate me.

Edited April 4, 2016 by praha

[RalphiusMaximus 5,993]

We won't beat North.  Not going to happen. 

[Coup Cooper 610]

Give it to my Norf mates!

[monoccular 16,263]

It would the first of the very many steps required by this club, which I love and have loved for decades, to regain any semblance of my respect (though I am now quite unsure if they actually care, to be honest)

After Saturday it is a very very long road.  

Pity nobody in charge reads these fora. 

[Jaded No More 58,514]

Finally get to enjoy the sweet taste of beating my most hated team. Literally every North supporter I know is a massive [censored], including my now ex boss. 

I literally want to beat North more than any other side, and yet this never happens. Doubtful this will be the week. 

 

[Maple Demon 449]

3 hours ago, Jaded said:

Finally get to enjoy the sweet taste of beating my most hated team. Literally every North supporter I know is a massive [censored], including my now ex boss. 

I literally want to beat North more than any other side, and yet this never happens. Doubtful this will be the week. 

 

I hear you Jaded. We can certainly hope they win.

[Allen Jakovich 516]

19 hours ago, pinkshark said:

You smoking hydro or bushbuds there Jacko?  

Lol. Did we expect to beat the cats last year? I thought we'd lose to the dons but beat the roos. Our phycology is very predictable

[dazzledavey36 48,955]

If we win il just shake my head.

But we won't so il still shake my head.

[Maple Demon 449]

Every time I open this thread, I'm a little scared.

[Akum 2,660]

46 minutes ago, Allen Jakovich said:

Lol. Did we expect to beat the cats last year? I thought we'd lose to the dons but beat the roos. Our phycology is very predictable

Yeah, we'd be OK if our phycology was unpredictable!

 

I get what you mean tho', and I agree with you. If an opposition coach does their homework on us, they can stifle s fairly easily, and it's fairly predictable how we'll react. Woosha's eyes would have lit up from the moment that T-Mac ran first one way across the ground in d50, then the other, took about the 4th or 5th option & inevitably turned it over.

[AzzKikA 2,371]

If we win i will give up booze for a month, and that aint an easy feat, so you can tell how much i believe in them now.

 

[The Song Formerly Known As 6,479]

We will have a crack but lose. 

I don't want "good tries" anymore, I want wins.

[Mr Steve 3,820]

Be even more [censored] of about the Essendon game.

[GawnWithTheWind 604]

We are 0% chance.

They will win by 40 points.

[praha 10,294]

17 hours ago, monoccular said:

 

Pity nobody in charge reads these fora. 

I would think they would, they'd be crazy not to be on top of fan feedback. This forum is essentially free research for them, to get an idea what their most engaged fans think of the club.

I know schwab read these forums and I think he even posted a few times.

[Clintosaurus 6,565]

Be surprised, and thoroughly enjoy the kick to kick on the ground after the game.

[Little Goffy 12,720]

Well, obviously the first thing to do is to work out how many years the Demons and Kangaroos will be competing against eachother in Grand Finals.

If we beat North I will roll my eyes at the absurdity of our game and our club, feel a lot better, and the focus on sending both Collingwood and Richmond into a crisis in the next two weeks.

And after that, I will be absolutely sure we will get smashed by St Kilda, even if (especially if) both Riewoldt and Montagna are injured that day.

[Webber 10,178]

....be less surprised than I was at 5 pm last Saturday.