I shall hunt picket fence down and give him a jolly good flogging,

26 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I shall hunt picket fence down and give him a jolly good flogging,

It has finally happened. This is why I have been apprehensive when opening this thread.

Are you planning on instagraming it if it happens?

22 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

It has finally happened. This is why I have been apprehensive when opening this thread.

Are you planning on instagraming it if it happens?

Face time.

On 4/4/2016 at 6:04 PM, jumbo returns said:

I reckon we'll roll North....

If you count losing by less than ten goals as rolling them I agree. Me I'll take a loss by less than 5 goals as a win.  

...laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

If we beat North I will ...

be AMAZED. 

North play fast footy with good footskills and accountable footy. They apply pressure and create turnovers. Player for player they are not better. But their style and skills are better... with no passengers. 

Be in shock and blown away like after when we won at Geelong last year

4 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

If we beat North I will ...

be AMAZED. 

North play fast footy with good footskills and accountable footy. They apply pressure and create turnovers. Player for player they are not better. But their style and skills are better... with no passengers. 

You sure about that?  I'm pretty sure their personnel are a fair way better than ours across the board. 

We haven't beaten norf for 10 years, seriously, think of where you were at ten years back. Boggles the mind. We won't win but if we did I would be bloody speechless..

Forecast is a wet and cold 17 degrees day. Interesting to see if and how this impacts the result.

Cannot see us beating North. Just can't see it happening.

 

Yep. Not going to happen. 

Is this one of those reverse pschology question? If we lose we should leave the side in Tasmania for ever. If we win I wouldn't get my hopes up as the Dees are known for their consistent disappointments.

Sounds odd but I would be a little worried if we win, worried in the sense that we would obviously still be so far from a consistent side that any sort of sustained success is further from our grasp than I thought it was. I would be happy to be proved wrong and have them come out with the same effort it will take to beat the roos in the following rounds but we all know how unlikely that is. 

It would be a very 'Melbourne' thing to do if we came out and beat them. Ditto if they belted us by 100 points.

I'm ready for anything.

Also if we win i will expect to lose next week as we are incapable of winning 2 games in a row, unless it's a meaningless NAB game.

 

I will believe and know that we have improved a great deal. Lots of eyes and pressure in the media on poor hogan. I think he will bounce back and kick a bag.go dees.

Expect a poor performance the following week.

Pick up my first division Tattslotto win, because IMO, they are the same odds of happening.

Put my life savings on collingwood to beat us next week

Just now, Die Hard Demon said:

Put my life savings on collingwood to beat us next week

Put some aside to put on Howe to kick 6 and have 30+ touches. 

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Pick up my first division Tattslotto win, because IMO, they are the same odds of happening.

And treat your fellow Demonlanders to a Demonland convention in Waikiki with a portion of your winnings, Mr Leg?

1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

And treat your fellow Demonlanders to a Demonland convention in Waikiki with a portion of your winnings, Mr Leg?

Well, maybe banana dacquiries at the Romsey Hotel, if they know how to make them.

On 5 April 2016 at 8:19 PM, spirit of norm smith said:

If we beat North I will ...

be AMAZED. 

North play fast footy with good footskills and accountable footy. They apply pressure and create turnovers. Player for player they are not better. But their style and skills are better... with no passengers. 

They are coached better too  

20 hours ago, ENYAW said:

Is this one of those reverse pschology question? If we lose we should leave the side in Tasmania for ever. If we win I wouldn't get my hopes up as the Dees are known for their consistent disappointments.

It is the only area in which we are consistent. 

Become a heroin addict.