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We have literally no chance of winning the flag if we keep playing like this. 

 

We must give more frees away for goal than any other clubs. Brown flopping around like a fish on the deck of a boat.

One dimensional. Teams worked us out long ago now. Too late to implement a different game plan or get in good coaching now. Wasted year.

 

Entries inside 50 atrocious as usual.

 

Free against Gus was wrong. McKay kicked him in the leg. No tackle.


JJ needs a spell, hasn't been right for weeks. High pressure game at the moment but it will open up in the second half. Hopefully in our favour.

Clearly still loading.....

 

 

P.S. we are in front 7-4 in free kicks.

😬

Edited by ding

We need a forward line.


Haven't come to play yet, hope Goody has a rocket for them. No lowering the eyes, expecting others to do the work, don't even know what the corridor is.

Ben Brown can not mark a football. Runs under it 3/4 of the time and misses the other 1/4. 

1.2 from 13 inside 50 is pretty damning.  But we don’t have a forward connection problem of course, do we. 

Brown needs to play in front, can't mark from behind and oppo give away free kicks when he's in front

Just now, ucanchoose said:

Plenty of [censored] Greeks In the ponsford

Anything wrong with Greeks pal?


Just now, Nascent said:

JJ needs a spell, hasn't been right for weeks. High pressure game at the moment but it will open up in the second half. Hopefully in our favour.

I know Langdon likes his wing but mix it Up. JJ ends up doing all the work taking hits, while Langdon racks up kms

2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

We have literally no chance of winning the flag if we keep playing like this. 

bombing in to forward again       

 

Playing like this, it doesn't matter where we finish up next week, we'll just be making up numbers. We keep kicking to the wing, but we have hardly anyone who can actually take a mark or kick the goal when they do, and we have Max who doesn't know where the goals are anymore. I hope they have written "buy a good for forward" and a proper forward coach on the whiteboard. 

The window for "we'll come good" is getting smaller by the second.

Ugh, what a waste.

 

1st qtr

Gawn Jackson 

Tackling and pressure 

💩ANB. Brown. 
💩fwd line crumbing 
🤮kicks on fwds heads! And to pockets !! 
🤔May kick out to 60 metre, left hand size. So boring and dull. 

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Anything wrong with Greeks pal?

Just Carlton ones


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