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My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn


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Gawn - the perfect game

Viney - back to best

Petracca - certainly amongst elite

Jetta - still looked vulnerable 

May - composed and tough

McDonald - reliable when required 

Salem - didn’t overdo it

Hibberd - continued his resurgence 

Melksham - was rarely sighted

Fritsch - classy and composed

Jackson - showed exciting potential 

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - better every week

vandenBerg - tough and uncompromising 

Brayshaw - far from convincing 

Oliver - was all class

Hannan - some important cameos 

Weideman- has hopefully arrived

Harmes - great tagging role

Langdon - indefatigable and important 

Lockhart - just do basics

Lever - composure was vital

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Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

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2 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

You're a [censored]

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9 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

what game were you watching ?

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17 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

This would have to be the worst 3-word player assessment I’ve seen in years of stalking this forum... SMH

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13 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Brayshaw- back to form

Jetta - beat his opponent

Melksham - doesn’t do enough

AVB - can’t hit targets

Thought Brayshaw really struggled by foot, the other 3 agree.

Could Tmac replace Melksham 

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19 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

You must be joking... Our best win for years and you can players unmercifully! Astounding!

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20 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

 

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30 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Gawn - best since Dempsey?

Viney - still a worry

Petracca - continues good season

Jetta - changing his role

May - really dumb footballer

McDonald - growing in statue

Salem - still under achieving

Hibberd - probably earned money

Melksham - talent not realised

Fritsch - better playing higher

Jackson - should play weekly

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - our best disposer

vandenBerg - not the worst

Brayshaw - what has happened?

Oliver - disastrous disposal again

Hannan - some interesting cameos 

Weideman - headology the problem

Harmes - goodness gracious me

Langdon - becoming a key

Others - missed by Joeboy

Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

 

QD-Your a troll

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8 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

 

QD-Your a troll

Yep.  Starting to believe he doesn't actually support the club.  There are a few of those around these parts.

Good effort joeboy.  Agree with others that I think Jetta played quite well, and kept Wingard pretty quiet, but the rest seems spot on.

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32 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

 

McDonald - growing in statue

 

Rather early in his short career to think of a statue ..... and of course the “progressives” think that statues are symbols of white male privilege so these modern iconoclasts would probably pull it down anyway.  

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8 minutes ago, binman said:

Juk3b0x - great 37th post

How the hell have you kept quiet that long? I'd describe myself as a voyeur and I couldn't help myself

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15 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Yep.  Starting to believe he doesn't actually support the club.  There are a few of those around these parts.

Good effort joeboy.  Agree with others that I think Jetta played quite well, and kept Wingard pretty quiet, but the rest seems spot on.

To be fair I'm in a Hawthorn Facebook group and it's fantastic trolling them...

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I thought Brayshaw was actually pretty good. His kicking was a bit off, but still a good game.

Also seriously impressed with OMac, I’ve been a big critic, like many others on here, but he’s put on good size over the preseason and looks quite reliable now.

I can’t think of anyone who had a poor game today, it was one of the most balanced team performances since the ‘18 finals series. 

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