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If we lose to Richmond I will.....

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Stop worrying about the 8....... and consider joining Ethan in the abyss.

 

Accept finals are unlikely for 2017 and be disappointed that we haven't improved. Luckily we will beat Richmond and finals will still be on the cards!

 

Not be surprised.  We've had the wood on them the last few years, but their midfield isn't crumbling under pressure like they used to.  It's going to be a really tough game. 

Start looking at top end draft prospects 


Spend the 2 hours getting home vowing to stop going to games only to show up at the next home game. 

But seriously, not an easy game tonight. Going to be wet. Going to be a slog.

Not be surprised. 

... come on to Demonland to read all the doom threads.

 

Deny that we lost, talk up our great win, pay tribute to Richmond's gallant but losing effort, insist that no changes are made for next week's game - never change a winning team - and have 'Grand Old Flag' on constant repeat.

The world of alternative facts is a great one.

....have to cough up a couple of cartons.

Be a tad concerned that Hawthorn despite their horrensous start to the year are only 1 win behind us


I'll be annoyed but I won't be writing the season off.

The more I think about it, the loss of Lewis really has been big. His addition to the team takes the pressure off Jones, Vince and Viney so it is no coincidence that those three haven't been quite as good since he's been out.

I'm happy that Hogan has another key forward in Smith next to him, I just wish it was Pedersen instead, fingers crossed we don't get caught on the half forward line because there aren't enough genuine options forward.

Very quickly become bored by the incessant criticism of our team selection decisions on Demonland.

Not be surprised. 

With the likely weather conditions, I worry about their small forwards in what should be a low scoring game. They don't rely heavily on Reiwoldt, and I'd be more concerned about Dusty playing up forward than in the midfield.

Regardless of all the crap talk about KPIs, Kent would be handy tonight.

 


12 hours ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Stop worrying about the 8....... and consider joining Ethan in the abyss.

Bring a jacket, it's cold down here. Stu says hi.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 

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