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The problem for Freo is Peter Bell. Ultimate FIGJAM putting his little hands in every pie

I take all my life advice from Randy Newman:

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
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15 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

The problem for Freo is Peter Bell. Ultimate FIGJAM putting his little hands in every pie

I take all my life advice from Randy Newman:

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

reported for being a shortist.

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20 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

How many trips to Maccas did Sean Darcy have over the summer??? 🤔🤔🤔

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Just one. He got stuck in the drive through, so they kept feeding him.

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9 minutes ago, Elwood 3184 said:

Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

That's fantastic persistence. Well bloody done. 3.5 years of hard graft.

Correct me if I am wrong, but he was historically sponsored by Demonland right @Demonland?

Get around him...

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

shaking in my boots

That's rather ungracious of you, dc.

I'm picking an item of apparel from the other end of my body and taking off my hat to him for being good enough to keep his dream of playing AFL alive for a bit longer.

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1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

That's rather ungracious of you, dc.

I'm picking an item of apparel from the other end of my body and taking off my hat to him for being good enough to keep his dream of playing AFL alive for a bit longer.

yea, was a bit rough. he's certainly done everthing the hard way. wish him success (except against us)

got carried away with all the freo deathriding

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4 hours ago, Elwood 3184 said:

Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

Was reading about Corey Warner debuting for Sydney this week - got real confused - thinking it was wagner.

They were saying he's the first WA born player to debut for NSW team playing a game in SA.... I was all but he's NSwelshman who debuted for a Vic club now playing in WA.... 

Now this! I was about to say you got Corey's wrong like me but no they're both debuting for their respective clubs this weekend... in SA

confused much yet! 🤣

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17 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

If so please take an MFC #6 jumper and wave it in Luke’s face as he walks down the race. The prodigal son is always welcome home (we’ll keep the draft picks though).

We don't need him. He can stay where he is. 

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