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Dumb footy today

No plan B

Pies too smart 

Weideman must go

Umps a disgrace 

Goodwin wake up

Whos on DEGOEY 

Why to pockets 

why kick sideways 

why little handballs 

not premiership material 

it really hurt

pies embarrassed us

buckley last laugh

 


Can't win'em all 

 

Is that three?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oliver: Costly first quarter
Petracca: Bloody hollywood handballs
May: Got absolutely destroyed.
Pickett: Slow 'the F' down.
Mcdonald: 2 costly misses.
Gawn: 9 HT hitouts
Brayshaw: Stop kicking left
Petty: Is no Tomlinson
Rivers: At least he tried.
Jackson: Early kicking errors.
Fritsch: Costly kicking errors.
Langdon: Had some glimpses.
Harmes:  Should've tagged earlier.
Salem: Was unaccountable defensively
Lever: Battled despite landslide.
Spargo: didn't phase scoreboard.
Hibberd: Didn't notice him.
Jordon: unsighted 2nd half.
Neal-bullen: unsighted 2nd half.
Sparrow: Had no awareness
Weideman: not 1 kick

 

No plan B


TMac - was fully dilated

Sparrow - caught too often

Petty - shades of OMac

Weed - over and out

JJ - a consistent performer

Kozzie - doesn’t do enough 

Goodwin - a wakeup call

Chook Fowler - seriously peed off

Maynard ran riot

Who opposed Maynard?

2 minutes ago, Older demon said:

Maynard ran riot

Who opposed Maynard?

Fritsch ...was schitz 

Edited by Return to Glory

Weideman - must be dropped
Jackson - our best player
Jordon - another promising performance
Petracca - too many turnovers
Oliver - couldn't break free
Gawn - below his standard
Petty - not good enough
Spargo - a lionhearted effort
Pickett - opposite of Spargo
TMac - mind elsewhere perhaps?
Brayshaw - know your limitations


Don’t disagree with any of the above.

1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

TMac - was fully dilated

Sparrow - caught too often

Petty - shades of OMac

Weed - over and out

JJ - a consistent performer

Kozzie - doesn’t do enough 

Goodwin - a wakeup call

Chook Fowler - seriously peed off

Chook Absolutely Correct!!

1 hour ago, Dr.D said:

Oliver: Costly first quarter
Petracca: Bloody hollywood handballs
May: Got absolutely destroyed.
Pickett: Slow 'the F' down.
Mcdonald: 2 costly misses.
Gawn: 9 HT hitouts
Brayshaw: Stop kicking left
Petty: Is no Tomlinson
Rivers: At least he tried.
Jackson: Early kicking errors.
Fritsch: Costly kicking errors.
Langdon: Had some glimpses.
Harmes:  Should've tagged earlier.
Salem: Was unaccountable defensively
Lever: Battled despite landslide.
Spargo: didn't phase scoreboard.
Hibberd: Didn't notice him.
Jordon: unsighted 2nd half.
Neal-bullen: unsighted 2nd half.
Sparrow: Had no awareness
Weideman: not 1 kick

Thought May was actually decent. Shut down Elliot in the first half but then went on Mihocek and I think he kicked one on him. The other goals were on Petty.

Petty was poor, although Darcy Cameron was gifted two of them by the umpire.

Edited by At the break of Gawn

48 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Thought May was actually decent. Shut down Elliot in the first half but then went on Mihocek and I think he kicked one on him. The other goals were on Petty.

Petty was poor, although Darcy Cameron was gifted two of them by the umpire.

Who was umpire no, 10 FMD

3 hours ago, joeboy said:

Couldn’t be bothered 

Like the team


3 hours ago, joeboy said:

Couldn’t be bothered 

 

29 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

Like the team

No I think that was the 3 word analysis.

Perfectly summed up our performance in 3 words.

I don't think anyone could argue with you this week 'joeboy'...

Flat as tacks

Drank own bathwater

not enough running

Too much Hollywood

Haven’t achieved yet

Wake up call

Dont do again

Always bring best

Always be closing 

 
3 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

Fritsch ...was schitz 

Me thinks Fritta was a bit scared


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