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My 3 word player analysis V Collingwood

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Dumb footy today

No plan B

Pies too smart 

Weideman must go

Umps a disgrace 

Goodwin wake up

Whos on DEGOEY 

Why to pockets 

why kick sideways 

why little handballs 

not premiership material 

it really hurt

pies embarrassed us

buckley last laugh

 

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    Can't win'em all 

     

    Is that three?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Oliver: Costly first quarter
    Petracca: Bloody hollywood handballs
    May: Got absolutely destroyed.
    Pickett: Slow 'the F' down.
    Mcdonald: 2 costly misses.
    Gawn: 9 HT hitouts
    Brayshaw: Stop kicking left
    Petty: Is no Tomlinson
    Rivers: At least he tried.
    Jackson: Early kicking errors.
    Fritsch: Costly kicking errors.
    Langdon: Had some glimpses.
    Harmes:  Should've tagged earlier.
    Salem: Was unaccountable defensively
    Lever: Battled despite landslide.
    Spargo: didn't phase scoreboard.
    Hibberd: Didn't notice him.
    Jordon: unsighted 2nd half.
    Neal-bullen: unsighted 2nd half.
    Sparrow: Had no awareness
    Weideman: not 1 kick

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    No plan B

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    TMac - was fully dilated

    Sparrow - caught too often

    Petty - shades of OMac

    Weed - over and out

    JJ - a consistent performer

    Kozzie - doesn’t do enough 

    Goodwin - a wakeup call

    Chook Fowler - seriously peed off

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    Maynard ran riot

    Who opposed Maynard?

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    2 minutes ago, Older demon said:

    Maynard ran riot

    Who opposed Maynard?

    Fritsch ...was schitz 

    Edited by Return to Glory

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    Weideman - must be dropped
    Jackson - our best player
    Jordon - another promising performance
    Petracca - too many turnovers
    Oliver - couldn't break free
    Gawn - below his standard
    Petty - not good enough
    Spargo - a lionhearted effort
    Pickett - opposite of Spargo
    TMac - mind elsewhere perhaps?
    Brayshaw - know your limitations

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    Don’t disagree with any of the above.

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    1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

    TMac - was fully dilated

    Sparrow - caught too often

    Petty - shades of OMac

    Weed - over and out

    JJ - a consistent performer

    Kozzie - doesn’t do enough 

    Goodwin - a wakeup call

    Chook Fowler - seriously peed off

    Chook Absolutely Correct!!

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    1 hour ago, Dr.D said:

    Oliver: Costly first quarter
    Petracca: Bloody hollywood handballs
    May: Got absolutely destroyed.
    Pickett: Slow 'the F' down.
    Mcdonald: 2 costly misses.
    Gawn: 9 HT hitouts
    Brayshaw: Stop kicking left
    Petty: Is no Tomlinson
    Rivers: At least he tried.
    Jackson: Early kicking errors.
    Fritsch: Costly kicking errors.
    Langdon: Had some glimpses.
    Harmes:  Should've tagged earlier.
    Salem: Was unaccountable defensively
    Lever: Battled despite landslide.
    Spargo: didn't phase scoreboard.
    Hibberd: Didn't notice him.
    Jordon: unsighted 2nd half.
    Neal-bullen: unsighted 2nd half.
    Sparrow: Had no awareness
    Weideman: not 1 kick

    Thought May was actually decent. Shut down Elliot in the first half but then went on Mihocek and I think he kicked one on him. The other goals were on Petty.

    Petty was poor, although Darcy Cameron was gifted two of them by the umpire.

    Edited by At the break of Gawn

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    48 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    Thought May was actually decent. Shut down Elliot in the first half but then went on Mihocek and I think he kicked one on him. The other goals were on Petty.

    Petty was poor, although Darcy Cameron was gifted two of them by the umpire.

    Who was umpire no, 10 FMD

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    3 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Couldn’t be bothered 

    Like the team

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    3 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Couldn’t be bothered 

     

    29 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

    Like the team

    No I think that was the 3 word analysis.

    Perfectly summed up our performance in 3 words.

    I don't think anyone could argue with you this week 'joeboy'...

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    Flat as tacks

    Drank own bathwater

    not enough running

    Too much Hollywood

    Haven’t achieved yet

    Wake up call

    Dont do again

    Always bring best

    Always be closing 

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    3 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

    Fritsch ...was schitz 

    Me thinks Fritta was a bit scared

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