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My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn


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Jones - great second half

Lewis - yin and yang

Frost - confident and important 

O McDonald - played his part

Harmes - outstanding all game

T McDonald - just a shadow

Gawn - dominant all day

Hibberd - reminiscent of old

Lockart - provided some spark

Salem - steady and brave

Oliver - fewer dumb passes

Hore - slow but clever

Melksham - not his best

Neal-Bullen - little to enthuse

Stretch - tried but limited

Hunt - excellent forward pressure

Brayshaw - limited on wing

Fritsch - some important cameos

Wagner - was rarely noticed

Petracca - failed to impose

Garlett - game winning tackle

Keilty - some impressive involvement 

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Pleased to see you are back in ink Joeboy!  Somewhat agree with your analysis with some notable exceptions.

Jones - great second half

Lewis - yin and yang

Frost - confident and important 

O McDonald - played his part

Harmes - outstanding all game

T McDonald - signs of re-emergence

Gawn - dominant all day

Hibberd - reminiscent of old

Lockart - provided some spark

Salem - steady and brave

Oliver - solid team contributor 

Hore - slow but clever

Melksham - not his best

Neal-Bullen - improved touch today

Stretch - tried but limited

Hunt - excellent forward pressure

Brayshaw - never gives in

Fritsch - better second half

Wagner - bluecollar stops FlashChad

Petracca - not drowning waving

Garlett -  come back Jeffy?

Keilty - some impressive involvement 

MFC - team effort succeeds

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Joe boy biased b s. Give credit where it's due ANB was involved with good touch in at least 3 scores

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58 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Jones - great second half

Lewis - yin and yang

Frost - confident and important 

O McDonald - played his part

Harmes - outstanding all game

T McDonald - just a shadow

Gawn - dominant all day

Hibberd - reminiscent of old

Lockart - provided some spark

Salem - steady and brave

Oliver - fewer dumb passes

Hore - slow but clever

Melksham - not his best

Neal-Bullen - little to enthuse

Stretch - tried but limited

Hunt - excellent forward pressure

Brayshaw - limited on wing

Fritsch - some important cameos

Wagner - was rarely noticed

Petracca - failed to impose

Garlett - game winning tackle

Keilty - some impressive involvement 

As usual joeboy I am finding it difficult to disagree with the vast majority of that.

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OMac - Meet the ball.

Frost - Simpletons were wrong.

Goodwin - Restructured with anchor 

Hawthorn - Played for frees

Oliver - Heart and sole

Trac - Important last effort

Umps - Whistle and guess

Lockhart - Persist with him

Wagner - Earned his spot

Lewis - Spending his super

Gawn - Effort all day

Brayshaw - Solid as rock

Chompers - Killed them today

Melbourne’s short kicking - Can’t hit barn

Fritsch - Some selfless acts

 

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1 hour ago, joeboy said:

Jones - great second half

Lewis - yin and yang

Frost - confident and important 

O McDonald - played his part

Harmes - outstanding all game

T McDonald - just a shadow

Gawn - dominant all day

Hibberd - reminiscent of old

Lockart - provided some spark

Salem - steady and brave

Oliver - fewer dumb passes

Hore - slow but clever

Melksham - not his best

Neal-Bullen - little to enthuse

Stretch - tried but limited

Hunt - excellent forward pressure

Brayshaw - limited on wing

Fritsch - some important cameos

Wagner - was rarely noticed

Petracca - failed to impose

Garlett - game winning tackle

Keilty - some impressive involvement 

Oh come on. Watch that final play where Petracca won the ball. And ANB with 8 tackles, this is what we have been lacking the past few weeks. 

 

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My three word analysis for this match is everytime you beat those bastard Hawks is: 

Everyone’s a winner

 

End of Story. 

 

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Lockhart: earned more games

Oscar Mcd: Earned Casey games

Harmes: relishes tagging duties

Tom Mcd: Hero to zero

Salem: continues consistent form

Petracca: kicking woes continue

Lewis: slow and untidy

brayshaw: untidy by foot

melksham: costly missed shot

hibberd: returning to form

kielty: 6 touch game.

garlett: missed 2 sitters. 

frost: important clutch touches

hore: terrible by foot 

gawn: contested all day

wagner: missing persons unit 

Fritsch: wasteful by foot

hunt: did his job

stretch: an important goal 

Oliver: a quiet 30.

Jones: a costly behind.

 

 

 

 

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Petracca’s set shot....

I keep reading about these little things Petracca does. How about the big things? Like going back and slotting a very gettable goal, he continues to miss easy set shots. How about when there’s a boundary throw in 30 metres from goal he starts 10 metres defensive side and bursts through the stoppage at pace collecting the tap from Gawn and slots one on the run. Whilst I acknowledge the small things are important in having the complete game some place too much importantance on them to divert away from the fact he is still yet to really deliver. Still very tradeable at this stage.

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Trac: hypoxic set shots

Sorry, couldn’t resist. Do think he’s the type that needs to play on instinct. Over-thinking things is not his go. 

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 Marty Hore     He's a Beauty.

J Lockhart       Will make it.

Harmesy          Coming of age.

Stretch             Gaining the confidence

Frosty               Is getting better

Gawn                Holding his form

T MAC               He is back

Salem                A A form.

REST                  Did their job.      Well done Dees!

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15 hours ago, Damo said:

Fritch - surprisingly bad form

It was surprising across the game, but there were good efforts and signs, as well. Still, a very good asset in the team and had some stiff opposition against whom he persisted.

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Final Siren Sounds

Melbourne By Five

Cheers All Around

Supporters Feel Revived

Well Done Boys

 

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