Revenge is a dish best served cold ....Wish list for season 2018

[Delusional demon 82 1,197]

Ok now that we’re in the back end of January , the disarster of round 23 2017 and associated torture is becoming more and more distant each week. Rather than lamenting and self loathing in past failures , like a true demon supporter , I thought best to channel the vitriol to thinking of endeavours that the football club  (or more accurately the players and football department) can now control , that being ....  how they respond in 2018. As supporters we are at the mercy of the how the players and coaches choose to respond , apart from coughing up our hard earned and signing on again in 2018. Accordingly we can only dare to dream and  I’m interest to hear everyone’s wish list to avenge in 2018 

So apart from making finals, clarry winning the Brownlow or the dees doing a bulldogs or Richmond in September  I thought of my top 3 . 

1. Dees finally beat north in Rd 3 with a goal after the siren , brad Scott looses his [censored] in the box , despite north again getting a helping hand from the umps. Dees go 3-0

2. Queens birthday , the dees smash collingwood by 12 goals adding to a 4 game loosing streak for the pies. Bucks under severe pressure again and Taylor Adams is added to the jack viney made me cry thread 

3. A red hot Melbourne side anilhilate west coast by 80 points in rd 22 severely eroding their % and ending their finals aspirations. 

Go dees ! 

 

 

[whatwhat say what 22,757]

i'll go:

- we win every match on the way to a glorious undefeated season and first run of seven premierships in a row
- we don't just beat north in round 3, we absolutely destroy them - 100+ points please
- we win every match by a minimum of four goals, meaning no mfcss in the final quarter all year 

[old dee 23,791]

7 minutes ago, DemonAndrew said:

i'll go:

- we win every match on the way to a glorious undefeated season and first run of seven premierships in a row
- we don't just beat north in round 3, we absolutely destroy them - 100+ points please
- we win every match by a minimum of four goals, meaning no mfcss in the final quarter all year 

Whatever you are on this afternoon DA can you share please?

[Wiseblood 24,637]

35 minutes ago, DemonAndrew said:

i'll go:

- we win every match on the way to a glorious undefeated season and first run of seven premierships in a row
- we don't just beat north in round 3, we absolutely destroy them - 100+ points please
- we win every match by a minimum of four goals, meaning no mfcss in the final quarter all year 

You're kidding yourself DA.  We could be 10 goals up and the usuals will still find something to complain about.

My wishlist is simple - finals.  Anything less and it's a failed season.

[Dee Zephyr 19,267]

No suspensions!!! 

Bernie please? No more brain fades.

[old dee 23,791]

5 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

You're kidding yourself DA.  We could be 10 goals up and the usuals will still find something to complain about.

My wishlist is simple - finals.  Anything less and it's a failed season.

I think you last sentence says it all wiseblood. 

[Wiseblood 24,637]

1 minute ago, old dee said:

I think you last sentence says it all wiseblood. 

It's now or never, really.  The way our list has been built and developed over the last 4 years suggests that finals is the next step.  Granted, it should have been what happened last year but we missed the boat and I'm in no doubt that the players will be using that as a driving force for this year - they won't want to go through that ever again.

I know some will demand more than just finals, and that's okay too, but I think breaking our finals drought and putting to bed further demons (pardon the pun) from our past (that some of our supporter base still can't let go of) will play a massive role in the success we can enjoy in the years to come.

[Demonised 1,354]

A ten goal plus haul from someone, probably Hogan. It's been a long time since we've had a single player kick a swag of goals in a game.

[In Harmes Way 7,783]

I want to win 25 first quarters this year. The rest will take care of itself.

[FarNorthernD 5,861]

1 hour ago, DemonAndrew said:

i'll go:

- we win every match on the way to a glorious undefeated season and first run of seven premierships in a row
- we don't just beat north in round 3, we absolutely destroy them - 100+ points please
- we win every match by a minimum of four goals, meaning no mfcss in the final quarter all year 

Only four goals up in the last quarter and I’m staring at probable defeat. The excellent blog ‘Every Day is Sunday’ has a historical number that we have to be ahead by for defeat to be definitely averted. He calls it the Bernie Massey line, no that’s not it, the David Cordner line, nup, the Ragnar Lothbrok line? Whatever it is called and however many it is, 24 points isnt enough for a MFCSS remission. Seven goals perhaps?

[Sir Why You Little 37,038]

Beat Whorethorn

[Skuit 10,031]

19 minutes ago, fndee said:

Only four goals up in the last quarter and I’m staring at probable defeat. The excellent blog ‘Every Day is Sunday’ has a historical number that we have to be ahead by for defeat to be definitely averted. He calls it the Bernie Massey line, no that’s not it, the David Cordner line, nup, the Ragnar Lothbrok line? Whatever it is called and however many it is, 24 points isnt enough for a MFCSS remission. Seven goals perhaps?

I think this may be what you're looking for fndee.

http://demonwiki.org/Round+6+1992

[Dedogtor 66]

To breeze by the Pies claiming a 95pt QB win claiming Buckley’s (coaching) scalp in the process and after a very public media breakdown (eddy) Fat Head fall in his sword. 

[red&blue1982 255]

24 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Beat Whorethorn

I'm with you. Belting the Dawks from the first bounce to the final siren!

 

[Ron Burgundy 8,584]

Top 6 finish, then making an impact in the finals.

No less.

 

[Ron Burgundy 8,584]

Perhaps also for Lever to restrict Walker to 0 goals. In Adelaide.

And then for him to fist pump the air on the final siren, followed by belting out the Grand Old Flag with gusto in the sheds following the win on national tv.

 

Edited January 20, 2018 by Ron Burgundy

[CBDees 3,167]

We win both our Alice Springs and Darwin games by comfortable margins making both venues our fortress!

[Matt Demon 1,431]

Essendon 

Richmond 

Collingwood 

Carlton 

Win them & I'm happy

[FarNorthernD 5,861]

1 hour ago, Skuit said:

I think this may be what you're looking for fndee.

http://demonwiki.org/Round+6+1992

Thanks Skuit - that’s it, the Chris Sullivan line. 7 goals plus.

As for revenge I wouldn’t be upset if Melbourne beat GWS in the GF with unfashionable Cam Pedersen breaking a Tom Scully tackle to kick the winning goal. 

 

[Deemania since 56 6,639]

1 hour ago, Dedogtor said:

To breeze by the Pies claiming a 95pt QB win claiming Buckley’s (coaching) scalp in the process and after a very public media breakdown (eddy) Fat Head fall in his sword. 

There is great literary, philosophic and extremely esoteric meaning in these words, and these come from a long way back in a time when most things were quite straight forward, including umpiring, Well said, Dedogtor. 

 

5 minutes ago, fndee said:

Thanks Skuit - that’s it, the Chris Sullivan line. 7 goals plus.

As for revenge I wouldn’t be upset if Melbourne beat GWS in the GF with unfashionable Cam Pedersen breaking a Tom Scully tackle to kick the winning goal. 

 

...breaking a Tom Scully tackle and his leg to kick the winning goal?

[ding 5,126]

5 hours ago, DemonAndrew said:

i'll go:

- we win every match on the way to a glorious undefeated season and first run of seventy premierships in a row
- we don't just beat north in round 3, we absolutely destroy them - 200+ points please
- we win every quarter by a minimum of four goals, meaning no mfcss in the final quarter all year 

If its a dream list, you might as well dream big i say. 

[brendan 3,437]

A good run with injuries if all our stars stay on the park look out

absolutely destroy norf this must happen, and knocking off the tigers aswell 

[Return to Glory 8,441]

3 hours ago, CBDees said:

We win both our Alice Springs and Darwin games by comfortable margins making both venues our fortress!

Would be good. I'd rather watch 'The Ghan' than some of our performances in the NT.

[jumbo returns 6,741]

Jack Viney to flatten Jack Watts

[FarNorthernD 5,861]

1 hour ago, jumbo returns said:

Jack Viney to flatten Jack Watts

Yep, fair enough too. Watts was always such a bastard and desperate to leave the club