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My 3 word player analysis V Essendon

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joeboy Redleg

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N.Jones - was well held

Vince - some insignificant touches

Hogan - overwhelmed and disinterested

Salem - was surprisingly wasteful

Watts - little to commend

Viney - no heroics today

Lumumba - carefree and wasteful

Brayshaw - was understandably rusty

Gawn - very little impact

Tyson - prolific but wasteful

Oliver - looked uncomfortable today

Kent - nothing to commend

Garland - probably not playing

Pedersen - nothing to commend

McDonald - was systematically destroyed

Bugg - was hardly sighted 

Kennedy - our only winner

Garlett - 15 minute performance 

vandenBerg - loose and ineffective

Jetta - was rarely noticed

Harmes - out of depth

M.Jones - had no impact

 

 

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1 minute ago, Rusty Nails said:

Flat track bullies

Wouldn't say that, we beat GWS who are a much better opponent.

Bloody complacent is what I'd say, and it was absolutely pathetic. Still don't know how to win and still can't bury this [censored] excuse for a club.

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Vagg Redleg

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MFC - Lost the "unlosable"...!!

(As only the MFC could!  shakes his head and takes another swig of beer...)

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Welcome Number 1 draft pick.

What a disgusting performance & most embarrassing performance in any AFL game in history.

Make no mistake this was a club with a bunch of old hacks, little or no pre season & 2 years of turmoil.How the club can be so insignificant for so long without serious question amazes me

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Vanders - no longer tackles

VIney - fit of fumbles

Bugg - offers fark all

Kennedy - team's only competitor

Hogan - pre ma donna

TMac - jeckyl and hyde

Garland - pass the bong

lamumba - please God no!

Watts - welcome back Jack

Pedo - on borrowed time

Gawn - shocking tap work

Ruck and clearance coaches - what's the plan?

Kent - maybe gone forever?

Garlett - Thank you Malthouse

Tyson - kicked like poo

Brayshaw - bad selection decision

Oliver - 2nd game blues

Salem - wasted in backline

N. Jones - good not great

Vince - on downward slope?

M Jones - couldn't get involved

Jetta - lowered his colours

Roos/Goodwin - did not inspire

Harmes - not doing enough

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5 minutes ago, Demon from Sydney said:

Welcome Number 1 draft pick.

What a disgusting performance & most embarrassing performance in any AFL game in history.

Make no mistake this was a club with a bunch of old hacks, little or no pre season & 2 years of turmoil.How the club can be so insignificant for so long without serious question amazes me

No #1 pick, our first rounder goes to GC

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Remain mentally soft 

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lost our trust

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20 minutes ago, Mickey 'O' said:

No #1 pick, our first rounder goes to GC

If we finish bottom 2 this year we will be an absolute laughing stock of the comp! 

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Garlett - very, very fumbly

Hogan - lazy petulant toddler

Roos - badly outcoached today

Selection committee - absolute friggin shocker

Kent - not giving anything

Salem - where's he gone? 

 

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Let's hope that the Match Committee picks Neal-Buleen, Petracca, Trengove and Weideman next week. Out should go Kent, Oliver (rested), Vandenberg (rest) and maybe Tyson (dropped until he is playing better). I think that Brayshaw will be up and about next week and so will Hogan.

 

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4 hours ago, joeboy said:

N.Jones - was well held

Vince - some insignificant touches

Hogan - overwhelmed and disinterested

Salem - was surprisingly wasteful

Watts - little to commend

Viney - no heroics today

Lumumba - carefree and wasteful

Brayshaw - was understandably rusty

Gawn - very little impact

Tyson - prolific but wasteful

Oliver - looked uncomfortable today

Kent - nothing to commend

Garland - probably not playing

Pedersen - nothing to commend

McDonald - was systematically destroyed

Bugg - was hardly sighted 

Kennedy - our only winner

Garlett - 15 minute performance 

vandenBerg - loose and ineffective

Jetta - was rarely noticed

Harmes - out of depth

M.Jones - had no impact

 

 

Spot-on as usual with the sole exception of Jones (N) who I thought plugged away manfully as ever .

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