Current footballers - Who is the ugliest?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,250]

hmmn, more than she could chew..

it wood s'eam.

Aaahhhh, but let WADA enter, & lets see her dee mean oir after that

Doubt it!

[dee-eee 231]

Lynden Dunn ain't no oil painting

You obviously haven't seen the 1940's movie classic "The Picture of Dorian Gray" .

[faultydet 7,623]

Care to take a guess anyone??

Thats actually what i was going to compare Daniher to earlier. Good call.

[Elusive Tunbridge 795]

Youse are a degenerate bunch of lookists.

[Bleeds_Red_&_Blue 172]

Cant believe no1s mentioned Sandilands

[McQueen 17,867]

Care to take a guess anyone??

Dreadlocks give it away.

Nic Nat.

Although, can't you find a Predator of Fijian appearance.

[pineapple dee 2,892]

I thought this thread would be a failure. Now I see that it has become an opportunity for all you fug ugly Demonlanders to feel better about your ugly selves.

Be happy in your own ugly skins - none of you pathetic souls can ever be like Uncle Bitter.

Excuse me Uncle BBO, I used to be favourably compared to Alain Delon and with good reason.

[Queanbeyan Demon 6,872]

Dustin Martin

[At Least I Saw a Flag 5,281]

I know that he's not a current footballer, but Brian Taylor is a big fat turd. He's like that Mark Preston who is also a big fat turd. They are both big fat turds. And that has been scientifically proven!! (At the Ponds Institute.)

[dee-eee 231]

I know that he's not a current footballer, but Brian Taylor is a big fat turd. He's like that Mark Preston who is also a big fat turd. They are both big fat turds. And that has been scientifically proven!! (At the Ponds Institute.)

May I add the pater of a former no. 31 ?

[At Least I Saw a Flag 5,281]

dee-eee. By all means. I wonder if he ever found that chip dropped by the seagull on the MCC concourse that he was looking for!!

[Moonshadow 17,677]

BBO.

Oh, you mean players? Sorry, I read posters.

[Emerald 1,744]

David Hale is fugly. His forehead is as long as Fitzy's neck.

You have to admire the Hawks for looking to outer space and recruiting giant aliens instead of our usual channels like Brighton Grammar.

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

Youse are a degenerate bunch of lookists.

I used to love Sparks!

[Phadraig 760]

Of our blokes it must be Fitzpatrick, luckily for me we don't share a bloodline with the same last name. I've always thought Daniher was a below average looking guy but a few of my bomber supporting mates have told me in the past what they think about him seeing him in person (all negative) I'll have to go with him.

[ManDee 7,226]

That's enough!

I for one do not support cruelty to animals, however in this case they deserve each other. Like when a shark meets a salt water crocodile, who cares who wins?

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,910]

Care to take a guess anyone??

Self-portrait?

[Ethan Tremblay 31,072]

Of our blokes it must be Fitzpatrick, luckily for me we don't share a bloodline with the same last name. I've always thought Daniher was a below average looking guy but a few of my bomber supporting mates have told me in the past what they think about him seeing him in person (all negative) I'll have to go with him.

I would have thought Fitz however saw him interviewed on tv a couple of nights ago. He looks less odd and quite normal up close.

[dee-luded 2,959]

That's enough!

I for one do not support cruelty to animals, however in this case they deserve each other. Like when a shark meets a salt water crocodile, who cares who wins?

above board, & above the game itself... there's a sort of Christopher Skase ish dead fish smell about them

[dee-luded 2,959]

I would have thought Fitz however saw him interviewed on tv a couple of nights ago. He looks less odd and quite normal up close.

impressions, mayber its the low carbs he's on

feed the man meat, & let him be a man.

[FireOath 290]

Care to take a guess anyone??

Me and my mates used to call Lumumba the Predator.

Edited July 15, 2015 by Barra17

[Bitter but optimistic 22,250]

What really pisses me off is that these ugly young ( .....) whose only skill is kicking a bag of wind around probably get more (.... ) than a handsome, debonair, witty and rakish fellow like me.

Edited July 15, 2015 by Bitter but optimistic

[dee-luded 2,959]

What really pisses me off is that these ugly young ( .....) whose only skill is kicking a bag of wind around probably get more (.... ) than a handsome, debonair, witty and rakish fellow like me.

I'm glad you said the word probably B bo....

[daisycutter 29,756]

What really pisses me off is that these ugly young ( .....) whose only skill is kicking a bag of wind around probably get more (.... ) than a handsome, debonair, witty and rakish fellow like me.

there again, bbo, how many ugly young bag of wind kicking ( ......)s can claim to have a flock of alpacas as best friends

[Ethan Tremblay 31,072]

Has anyone mentioned Cameron Ling?