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Current footballers - Who is the ugliest?

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Joe Daniher

Ridiculous thread but as for Joe he slaughtered us on the weekend. Lead into space, beautiful mark and kicked superbly. We talk about Hogan but Joe has just as much upside. He will be a star.

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    anyone with a man bun :lol:

    Glad someone hates them as much as me.

    I consider myself a bit of a 'trend setter' but the man bun is disgusting. Double it down with a hipster beard and you're completely [censored].

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    Man buns should be considered an appendage like an arm. Then you could be tackled by grabbing it and slinging them to the ground. Fixed no more buns.

    Too harsh?.

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    Daniher has the most punchable face in the league.

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    Daniher has the most punchable face in the league.

    Steve Johnson says hello.

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    Jesse Hogan :)

    Edited by america de cali

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    Daniher has the most punchable face in the league.

    I agree, there is just something about that face you just want to beat the crap out of it with a piece of wood. Is it his pi$$ poor mustache??

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    Daniher has the most punchable face in the league.

    Steve Johnson says hello.

    Sam Mitchell is up there, great player but the biggest smart a....

    cost the hawks a flag a couple of years back

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    anyone with a man bun :lol:

    Especially Loki at Port Adelaide.

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    I don't like to badmouth our own, but Fitzpleasure would have to be up there. Up there with state cricketer Jordan Silk for the longest neck I've ever seen.

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    J Roughead anyone??

    It’s hard to be good looking with a melanoma scar on your lip.

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    Crap thread. Anyhow, I would probably say Bernie Vince :P

    I'd turn for him.

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