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Current footballers - Who is the ugliest?

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I thought McKernan and Hurley put in good bids last Saturday.

Also, there's something about Collingwood jumpers doing a very good job of spoiling an average guy's looks....think Maxwell,Didak, Cloke,Blair. There is a lot of others...please help.

 

Joe Daniher

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Apple doesn't fall far from the tree either...

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Scott Pendlebury - head clearly caught in a vice at some point.

Dane Swan - the tatt infestation is to distract you from that scone

But the clear winner has to be Aaron Sandilands

Speaking of ugly, if someone could post a picture of Cam McCarthy alongside Wilfred the Dog, not only would you get a vision of ugliness, but this weeks instalment of 'Separated at Birth' - Cheers

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Pimples? Check

[censored] mo? Check

Receding hairline? Check

Creepy combover? Check

Constipated? Possibly

Fugly? Check

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Our own Frost would have to be in this category , isn't exactly Brad Pitt.

 

I have an apology to make. I called Mark Preston a big fat turd. That was so wrong. I meant Matt Preston.

I have an apology to make. I called Mark Preston a big fat turd. That was so wrong. I meant Matt Preston.

yeah should be, feeling for mark. our forwardline just can't buy one anymore since your comments.


Every AFL footballer is handsome...at least compared with these faces.

I just lost my appetite.

Scott Pendlebury - head clearly caught in a vice at some point.

Hahahahhahaha


I haven't read the entire thread - far too intellectual for me .. but has our very own Big Max rated a vote?

A pretty boy he's not.

As opposed to your boy Spencil?

I haven't read the entire thread - far too intellectual for me .. but has our very own Big Max rated a vote?

A pretty boy he's not.

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I haven't read the entire thread - far too intellectual for me .. but has our very own Big Max rated a vote?

A pretty boy he's not.

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I haven't read the entire thread - far too intellectual for me .. but has our very own Big Max rated a vote?

A pretty boy he's not.

Really? I reckon he's got a bit of the look about him.

Plus, you know, if he's in proportion...


Fitzy has a face like a busted sandshoe.

Jordie Mac looks a bit like Ginger Meggs after five years on crystal meth.

 

Jordie Mac looks a bit like Ginger Meggs after five years on crystal meth.

Each to their own and all, but i really did laugh out loud when I read this.

He also kicks like a meth head.

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My missus and I actually have a friend who looks much like that.

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and its a girl.


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