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These are definitions of Internet defamation that one can be sued for. Hmmm. If Hird or Clarke wanted to sue someone they would have thousands of poster to choose from dozens of forums.

An imputation which may tend to cause a person to be hated or despised, or cause them to be treated with contempt by their peers;

The publication of material that renders a person to ridicule, even if involving humour. The publication of a photograph that contained an optical illusion giving the appearance that someone was guilty of indecent exposure is defamatory;

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Ouch! They certainly breed them tough out in Hopping Dicks Creek. Well done sir.

Tough, or just a bit crazy? I'm not sure. One of the neighbours likes to make his raincoats out of hessian sacks, tying them with barbed wire. I've got standards to aspire to.

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Tough, or just a bit crazy? I'm not sure. One of the neighbours likes to make his raincoats out of hessian sacks, tying them with barbed wire. I've got standards to aspire to.

Sounds like the main character out of Flannery O'Connor's novel Wise Blood. Your neighbour's name wouldn't be Hazel Motes would it?

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Is Ryan Griffen playing? How's he doing?

I'm watching, but I haven't noticed him... I think I heard them say he wasn't playing? They were reeling of a long list of names of the top GWS players who aren't playing - great because it shows just where the Bummers are at now... and that is is absolutely nowhere considering they have a few of their "better" players back in (I think just 6 top up players this week).

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Quite possibly the most boring game of all time.

I find GWS horribly boring to watch. Put them with half an Essendon side and it leaves me wanting to watch the NRL instead.

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I find GWS horribly boring to watch. Put them with half an Essendon side and it leaves me wanting to watch the NRL instead.

We are not much better to watch.

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... with $6m in his back pocket.

Only a bit over 3 mil after taxes

He may struggle to make ends meet

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Brock McLean is a legend because he saved this football club

"Wonder if we'll get band 1 compo for losing Howe as a FA at the end of the year?"

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With absolutely nothing to play for and some games not even screened, the NAB Challenge is descending into nothing more meaningful than a series of scratch matches. In order to bring back some interest into it all, I've had a go at putting together the ladder to this stage of proceedings which shows that a win to the Dees tomorrow should see them move into the eight.

Now, we've got something to play for :wub:

GWS Giants 2 0 191 110 173.64 8

Brisbane 2 0 133 94 141.49 8

St Kilda 1 1 156 109 143.12 4

Richmond 1 1 170 126 134.92 4

Collingwood 1 1 180 143 125.87 4

Western Bulldogs 1 1 151 136 111.03 4

Fremantle 1 1 117 108 108.33 4

Geelong 1 1 158 147 107.48 4

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North Melbourne 1 1 165 162 101.85 4

Adelaide 1 1 158 167 94.61 4

WC Eagles 1 1 127 136 93.38 4

Melbourne 1 1 112 123 91.06 4

Carlton 1 1 118 142 83.10 4

GC Suns 1 1 137 165 83.03 4

Port Adelaide 1 1 126 152 82.89 4

Sydney 1 1 104 131 79.39 4

Hawthorn 0 2 144 201 71.64 0

Essendon 0 2 103 198 52.02 0

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With absolutely nothing to play for and some games not even screened, the NAB Challenge is descending into nothing more meaningful than a series of scratch matches. In order to bring back some interest into it all, I've had a go at putting together the ladder to this stage of proceedings which shows that a win to the Dees tomorrow should see them move into the eight.

Now, we've got something to play for :wub:

GWS Giants 2 0 191 110 173.64 8

Brisbane 2 0 133 94 141.49 8

St Kilda 1 1 156 109 143.12 4

Richmond 1 1 170 126 134.92 4

Collingwood 1 1 180 143 125.87 4

Western Bulldogs 1 1 151 136 111.03 4

Fremantle 1 1 117 108 108.33 4

Geelong 1 1 158 147 107.48 4

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North Melbourne 1 1 165 162 101.85 4

Adelaide 1 1 158 167 94.61 4

WC Eagles 1 1 127 136 93.38 4

Melbourne 1 1 112 123 91.06 4

Carlton 1 1 118 142 83.10 4

GC Suns 1 1 137 165 83.03 4

Port Adelaide 1 1 126 152 82.89 4

Sydney 1 1 104 131 79.39 4

Hawthorn 0 2 144 201 71.64 0

Essendon 0 2 103 198 52.02 0

Leaving aside Essendon...that could easily be the 2015 end of H & A season ladder, in reverse! ;)

And we would still make the 8! :o

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St Kilda ... wooden spoon?

Hawthorn. 3 in a row?

Don't get too excited just yet bing, we may yet give them a run for their money!!

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