WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - HERITIER LUMUMBA

[Demonsterative 3,020]

Seriously, Henrietta is one player that could deter me from re signing my membership! I'd rather win 4 games. The guy is a ...........

[Elusive Tunbridge 795]

I think he'd respond very well to Roos and if we didn't have to pay over the odds in trade we'd gain an attacking, hard-running, long-kicking HBF. He's not Our Sort of Chap, of course.

[Undeeterred 3,124]

Walk up start. Honestly, I don't give a stuff how high maintenance he is. Let me ask, would you prefer him to Terlich?

As for you lot saying you wouldn't renew your memberships - get your hand off it.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

I think he'd respond very well to Roos and if we didn't have to pay over the odds in trade we'd gain an attacking, hard-running, long-kicking HBF. He's not Our Sort of Chap, of course.

WTF? "Our sort of chap"? Are you for real?

[Elusive Tunbridge 795]

Moony, why did you lose my caps?

[Moonshadow 17,677]

Moony, why did you lose my caps?

Please explain?

[Elusive Tunbridge 795]

The capitals in Not Our Sort of Chap are meant to convey ironic intent, responding to the content of the various objections to his personality. For real.

[Adzman 2,154]

I would sign Miley Cyrus if it would help us win games. Harry O is a [censored], but beggars can't be choosers.

I just want us to be playing finals footy again.

[Tony Tea 2,809]

I can just see Lamumba walking down Bourke Street yelling "I WANT TO BE ALONE!!!!" into a megaphone.

[Biffen 12,946]

Maybe our club could welcome him down by getting dressed up in Peter Allen costumes and bashing out "When My Baby".

Harry would love it.

[Redleg 41,427]

He won't come to us. Remember Terlich and Georgiou Mad Monday.

[beelzebub 23,383]

He won't come to us. Remember Terlich and Georgiou Mad Monday.

Trust British paints.......sure can !!

[Pennant St Dee 13,304]

Anyone got any football reasons for passing, or is it all just personal?

Don't like him as a footballer looked okay in a very good side but found out a lot as the Pies fortunes have dipped

Also his personality has somewhat of a bearing on football, unwanted attention brought on the team and the club by this absolute attention seeking princess

Edited September 4, 2014 by Pennant St Dee

[Dr. Gonzo 24,291]

As a player my only question would be does he turn the ball over too much and does he get caught going off his man too often? My gut feel is he does but need to see the replays/stats.

Otherwise he seems like he does is very good at zoning off and plenty of run it is just about hitting targets which we need.

Would prefer him coming off half back to anyone else in our side at the moment.

[Cards13 9,117]

Would prefer him coming off half back to anyone else in our side at the moment.

Grimes, Terlich, Howe, Garland... Yup like I said in our best 22.

[Dr. Gonzo 24,291]

Grimes, Terlich, Howe, Garland... Yup like I said in our best 22.

He is easily better than any of them and one is our captain!

[Norm Smith's Curse 2,602]

I think he is over rated as a player, has diminishing value and is just a pain

[rjay 25,087]

What a ridiculous comment!

Happy winning 10 games in 3 years with the current crew?

Robinson and Harry O would be starting 18 players and might come very, very cheap.

We're hardly in a position to say no to a player like Robinson that averages 20 possessions and a goal a game, and Harry O who provides a lot of what we don't have - run, rebound and a desire to bounce and take the game on out of the back line.

I'll be disappointed if we don't interview both.

You can be starting 18 or you can be players that really take this club forward....now which do you think these 2 are?

I would rather invest in players that are the future of this club or players like Cross who can lead to the future. Neither of these players can do this.

[Jesse Christ 2,884]

Anyone got any football reasons for passing, or is it all just personal?

Yep- he has no real skill, just athleticism. Just throws it on the foot with no real target or purpose. We players with foot skills.

[Yossarian 1,820]

Hell no.

[chook fowler 19,533]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Btw, what exactly is a Heretier Lumumba?

Heretia Lumumba is a pathogen acquired by swimming in the Lamumba river, a tributary of the Zambesi. Those afflicted suffer from Grandiosity, Hypersensitivity and Proctalgia fugax. There is no cure.

Quoted from the Chookopedia.

[CityDee 738]

Yes from me - the guy can play and Roos will be on the same page around social responsibility etc . He and Mitch Robinson would help our team on field

[thaipantsman 180]

Yes definitely for HL. Whoever controls the steering wheel in Demonland must act on some of the rubbish comments in this thread. Pathetic commentary. Pathetic gutter dribble.

[Gorgoroth 13,016]

Neither are great footballers, neither use the ball well. Harry gets beaten one on one quite often, Robbo is just a hack, neither if we got them should be in our side in two years times.

The fact both a flogs off the field makes it much easier to say no.

[CityDee 738]

They always play well against us - so maybe