Yossarian

Port fans look rough, but I've always found them really lovely. Just into their footy and a bit one-eyed. There's some likely lads amongst the crows fans though.

Mitch Cleary's as bad as Scoop McClure. Almost as bad.

I like McAdam. McAdam wants to come to the Demons. The Demons want to give reasonable compensation for him cause we're just cool people like that. Crows don't want to let McAdam go for reasonable compo and want to force contracted players over instead. Doing the maths, Adelaide sucks.

I still can't believe that Bowes trade actually happened.

Tom Morris is such a germ. If Adelaide want us to let go of Petty, our only decent KPF outside JVR, in a team that couldn't score enough to win a final, send us Fogarty.

Sort your life out, Sydney. Come on.

Seems like a lovely kid, but I don't think he'll be best available at our pick.

Not the best comparison, but we wouldn't have let Weideman go if we didn't have Schache to replace him. Same for Petty, no way he leaves for a couple of draft picks if there's no one to replace him. McAdam already wants to come to us, there's no sense tying him to any Petty interest.

Up there with Brayden Preuss & Luke Dunstan for 'why on earth would you choose there?' We must give a mean PowerPoint presentation.

Loved Nathan Buckley's comments on this on the Kane Corn show. Has no problem with May's comments at all. Corn tried drumming up drama again and Buckley shut him down completely.

Steven May ordering shellfish in Collingwood after the B&F.

Anyone got any more whatsapp chats to let loose so we can get Tom Morris out of my news feed?

100%. Same reason coach of the year always goes to most improved rather than most consistently good coach.

Sorry mate, wrong time & place for my comment. Thanks for what you do for the club.

I bloody hate the giant heads. They're so weird. Edit: sorry to hear someone's nicking your giant heads though.