NON-MFC: Rd 20 2023

[Nascent 7,335]

Great round of footy, perhaps the best so far for the year?

[Rodney (Balls) Grinter 10,586]

8 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

I think they might take it away from club doctors and make it independent.

Sounds like a great idea all round.  I'm sure it must be a [censored] call for a club doctor to have to make anyway.

[layzie 29,051]

14 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Great round of footy, perhaps the best so far for the year?

Think it may well be Nascent!

[Fork 'em 6,527]

8 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Sounds like a great idea all round.  I'm sure it must be a [censored] call for a club doctor to have to make anyway.

It is part of their job.
Allir Allir assessment should have been open and shut.
Same the bloke with "the migraine." 😒

[The heart beats true 16,285]

The current ladder is a great example of how uneven the fixture is, and how it makes teams look much better than they are.

The Saints are 5th and I reckon every team down to 15th would pick them to play if they had to pick a side above.

[layzie 29,051]

11 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

The current ladder is a great example of how uneven the fixture is, and how it makes teams look much better than they are.

The Saints are 5th and I reckon every team down to 15th would pick them to play if they had to pick a side above.

I think the Saints are the worst 5th placed team after Rd 20 there has ever been.

[dees189227 10,832]

Gee nth fans have had enough of losing. Long may it continue 

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

9 hours ago, Nascent said:

Great round of footy, perhaps the best so far for the year?

On paper going in it was a cracking round and that was before all the upsets.

[waynewussell 4,092]

The Nutcracker Suite by Touk-offsky

What the Grate Dayne has to realize is that a majority of opposition supporters would love to play that tune!

[The heart beats true 16,285]

What a shock. Both in concussion protocols. This should be a 100k fine.

https://www.afl.com.au/news/992464/port-duo-in-concussion-protocols-afl-issues-please-explain-

[redandbluemakepurple 318]

On 7/30/2023 at 10:40 AM, Demonland said:

 

Alliir was unconscious and lying motionless for some seconds.  That is criteria #1 and #10 respectively on page six of AFL/AFLW guidelines.  #1 prohibits return to play.  #10 requires first an assessment before return but is trumped by #1.

Jones had #5  Dazed, blank/vacant stare   and   #9. Player reports significant, new or progressive concussion symptoms, i.e. migraine.  These both require immediate removal and no return to play.  

And out for two weeks.

This excessive detail is to indicate that is quite cut and dried rather than to annoy you.

 

[YearOfTheDees 3,095]

4 minutes ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

Alliir was unconscious and lying motionless for some seconds.  That is criteria #1 and #10 respectively on page six of AFL/AFLW guidelines.  #1 prohibits return to play.  #10 requires first an assessment before return but is trumped by #1.

Jones had #5  Dazed, blank/vacant stare   and   #9. Player reports significant, new or progressive concussion symptoms, i.e. migraine.  These both require immediate removal and no return to play.  

And out for two weeks.

This excessive detail is to indicate that is quite cut and dried rather than to annoy you.

 

Same Doctor today.  https://twitter.com/DavidZita1/status/1685905001699549185?s=20

 

 

 

[gs77 3,341]

4 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Same Doctor today.  https://twitter.com/DavidZita1/status/1685905001699549185?s=20

 

 

 

Did his next post contain his letter of resignation?

[MT64 1,096]

20 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

I think they might take it away from club doctors and make it independent.

That would mean the AFL to pay for independent doctors at all games costing a nice $$$$$ yet still cannot pay for professional umpires. Knee jerk reaction by the AFL if they do as most club doctors would be diligent to the protocols around possible concussion. It would however delete bias decisions by clubs by putting players in the firing line for future illness's and suing the AFL.

 

[SPC 2,852]

Premiership points should be taken away… 

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

On 7/29/2023 at 10:51 PM, Skuit said:

Hey Wadda. I think our record at AO is something like 10-5 with a steady five-goal average-winning-margin, including a 2011 last-round seven-point tank and neutral loss to Essendon this year (with another crucial neutral win over Brisbane in 2021). Under Goody's tenure, starting with the 2017 upset over the Crows, I think we're even better. Have faith my friend - woo-hoo!

Hey Sku,

Ok i hear ya, i didnt realize it was that good. I know we had a purple patch at Adelaide for a while there. Still i personally dont like the idea of playing Port and their feral crowd if we can possibly avoid it. But we have to tackle all senarios if we are truly the Champs, which i believe we are. Bring em on.

[WalkingCivilWar 32,345]

I’m a terrible person and I’ll probably go straight to hell for saying this but Zorko copping a bruising squeeze of the nuts makes me so happy. I’m highly amused by it. I laugh every time I hear about it. If I had to pick one player to suffer this fate it’d be hands down him. I’ve even contemplated sending Touk a thank you card but that might be taking things a little too far. I’m happy enough basking in the joy of it, silently (except for the sound of thunderous peals of laughter) and many times. 🥳

 

 

[Queanbeyan Demon 6,011]

20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m a terrible person and I’ll probably go straight to hell for saying this but Zorko copping a bruising squeeze of the nuts makes me so happy. I’m highly amused by it. I laugh every time I hear about it. If I had to pick one player to suffer this fate it’d be hands down him. I’ve even contemplated sending Touk a thank you card but that might be taking things a little too far. I’m happy enough basking in the joy of it, silently (except for the sound of thunderous peals of laughter) and many times. 🥳

No where near far enough I would have thought @WalkingCivilWar. At a minimum, in no particular order, I would suggest:

• A knighthood
• A license to operate all McDonald's in Queensland
• An oligarch's yacht
• An exemption to paying GST on alcohol and ?*& for the rest of his life
• A lifetime job on Channel 7 talking [censored] on Friday nights.

[Left Foot Snap 1,956]

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m a terrible person and I’ll probably go straight to hell for saying this but Zorko copping a bruising squeeze of the nuts makes me so happy. I’m highly amused by it. I laugh every time I hear about it. If I had to pick one player to suffer this fate it’d be hands down him. I’ve even contemplated sending Touk a thank you card but that might be taking things a little too far. I’m happy enough basking in the joy of it, silently (except for the sound of thunderous peals of laughter) and many times. 🥳

 

 

And of course the grub Zorko had the hide to snidely whinge about it. He is a filthy piece of human who deserves everything he gets. Dish it out but.....

[FarNorthernD 5,848]

3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m a terrible person and I’ll probably go straight to hell for saying this but Zorko copping a bruising squeeze of the nuts makes me so happy. I’m highly amused by it. I laugh every time I hear about it. If I had to pick one player to suffer this fate it’d be hands down him. I’ve even contemplated sending Touk a thank you card but that might be taking things a little too far. I’m happy enough basking in the joy of it, silently (except for the sound of thunderous peals of laughter) and many times. 🥳

 

 

Titus O’Reilly’s take on the incident. You don’t have to read too hard between the lines to realise he may agree with you WCW. 

“I’ve got a lot of sympathy for Zorko; there’s no cleaner player in the AFL”

[Jaded No More 58,273]

4 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

And of course the grub Zorko had the hide to snidely whinge about it. He is a filthy piece of human who deserves everything he gets. Dish it out but.....

Trust that tiny nutted [censored] of a human to be a snitch and a cry baby. Don’t see players going to the AFL crying that you eye gouged them you absolute clown. 
If there is a less respected player in the AFL, I would be shocked. A real piece of trash!

[layzie 29,051]

If what Zorko is accusing Touk of is exactly what happened then Touk had breached a rule and should miss games.

However we're talking about someone with form here and apparently proud of it. Forget the code, forget letting bygones be bygones, forget it could have been accidental (it was a tackle after all) let's go whinge to the first media outlet that will have us as we're known to do.

The way he said there was bruising still there sounded like bull but that's just me. I would sincerely hope not.

Dane Zorko is the kid that pours salt into your coca cola at a restaurant when you're not looking and thinks it's funny, can be hard to believe people like that when serious.

 

[Left Foot Snap 1,956]

10 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Trust that tiny nutted [censored] of a human to be a snitch and a cry baby. Don’t see players going to the AFL crying that you eye gouged them you absolute clown. 
If there is a less respected player in the AFL, I would be shocked. A real piece of trash!

Sick of seeing him on the news in Brisbane. Epitome of a grub for mine and I can't stand him.