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GAMEDAY: Rd 15 vs Geelong

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1 minute ago, Demonland said:

We love kicking straight to the opposition under no pressure. 

Yep, a bazillion times every game

 
1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Death, taxes and Alex Neal Bullen fumbling in crucial moments of the game

Been a far too common feature for the past month.

 

That could be it nibbler.

Bw him Chandler and Spargo I think we have too many not performing.


Also Fritschhh hahahaha... 

Has eyes for goals and goals only 100% of the time. That bit of play was unbelievableeeeee. 

Could have given it to anyone straight away but opts not to, last minute gives a one metre handball to Nibler who is immediately under pressure. So gross. 

 

And some if you think petty is better

Casey. Is where he should have started back


3 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Our forward line is calamitous. It's actually hilarious watching them make poor decisions

Such connection

Carbon copy of the Port game. Should be miles behind early. Get a lead. Butcher it with nonsense in the last quarter 

Van Rooyen 10 game player has played smart tapping the ball in front of packs with two hands to our advantage, senior players trying to play dry weather footy in poor conditions

1 minute ago, SPC said:

Nibbler cost us the game with that fumble 

Two goal swing 


I cannot believe that [censored] passage.

I cannot believe it. 

How utterly pathetic.

The pressure barely even exists. Our fumbling is horrid.

Where’s our energy advantage here?

 On the other side we’d be saying we’re coming off a 6 day break, we’ll that’s them so are we going to stand up or what? Where’s our run?

Who will make a difference?

Stewart killing us

Dumb , Dumb, Dumb football

Geelong are playing as a team and play to each other’s strengths. We’re simply not in-tune with each other.


It is now official. The Petty selection has been a serious error. Has looked a mile off. A player in strong  form was dropped for him. 

 

Probably game over now. We can’t score. How were the third highest scoring team is beyond me with this abysmal forward line.


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