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A Day In The Life Of A Demonland Thread


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Brilliant stuff @Demonstone.

EO is reluctantly talking about himself in 3rd person, feeling sad that EO didn't get a placing, and posting about feelings...

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6 hours ago, Lord Nev said:

Sorry @Demonstone but you're completely wrong and here's some stats that actually could mean anything but I choose to interpret them in a confirmation bias way to start an argument that will never end...

 

And yet the DL mods protect you.

I rest my case.

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8 hours ago, Demonstone said:

Sir Why You Little:     This is what a typical Demonland thread looks like.

Lord Nev:     No it's not.  I'm sorry SWYL, but you've got it all wrong.

binman:     I'd like to add a brief comment but we all know that's not bloody likely.

old dee:     This thread will never be any good.  It's doomed to fail dismally.

picket fence:     Sheeeit!!!!!  I'm more EXCITED about this thread than BIG KEV could ever be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Jaded No More:     I (censored) hate Geelong and this thread is almost as bad.

Clintosaurus:     The umpires will influence this thread.  It's the narrative that the AFL and media want.

Lucifers Hero:     Can the thread title be changed to "What They Are Saying At Brunton Avenue"?

daisycutter:     i don't see how capital letters could possibly improve this thread.

Ethan Tremblay:     This thread has sewn up a trade coup for MFC.  Make of that what you will.

Bitter but optimistic:     Has anybody "maid" a double entendre yet?

WalkingCivilWar:     Have some "manors" Uncle Bitters.  Soz, but Ima say it anyways.

faultydet:     Sigh.  This is just more woke virtue signalling.

rpfc:     I've nothing to say but here's a GIF for you.

Cranky Franky:     I object to everybody and everything in this stupid thread.

dazzledavey36:     I've been watching this thread since its junior days and knew it would make the top level.

willmoy:     This is a biased thread because of the maggots.

adonski:     This thread would be far better if Jacob van Rooyen was in it.

Demonstone:     Oh dear.  This thread is riddled with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors.

WERRIDEE:     I've made up a possible team using the names of all the posters in this thread.

Engorged Onion:     This thread is loaded.  Or is it?

joeboy:     Worst thread ever.

Demonland:     This thread is now closed.  Take it to the "Changes For Next Thread" please.

 

Selling yourself short DS. You’re not just the grammar guy, your dry wit and one-liners are spot on

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58 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

And yet the DL mods protect you.

I rest my case.

Really? This is a fun thread. It’s what many of us could do with right now… Fun. Please don’t spoil it for everyone.
TIA

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2 minutes ago, Captain Jack Jordan said:

Things are certainly more sanitised than the old days.

Things have gone from Deadwood to Disney.

 

This place was called ‘Strawberry Fields’ by the carnival barker TGR two decades ago so I don’t know about that…

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3 hours ago, picket fence said:

F Unspecified category?

Demonland is both my safe place and my unsafe place for Dees related feelings, depending of course on how they’re doing. Nothing like engaging in irrational devotion-frustration-joy-anger-celebration-murder-deification with peeps of a like pathology. That, and it’s obviously a fabulous place to observe the varied weirdness of humanity! 

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Really? This is a fun thread. It’s what many of us could do with right now… Fun. Please don’t spoil it for everyone.
TIA

Not sure what the problem is tbh, I was having a dig at myself, but somehow even that annoys some...

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2 hours ago, Captain Jack Jordan said:

Things are certainly more sanitised than the old days.

Things have gone from Deadwood to Disney.

 

Sanitised !!!!! FMD.

I think I'll have to start taking  the Trumper's advice and Inject myself with White King before posting!

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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sanitised !!!!! FMD.

I think I'll have to start taking  the Trumper's advice and Inject myself with White King before posting!

It’d have to compete with all the port wine and Stilton cheese attached to the walls of your arteries, wouldn’t it? 😉🍷🧀

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3 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

It’d have to compete with all the port wine and Stilton cheese attached to the walls of your arteries, wouldn’t it? 😉🍷🧀

Who knows Col - it might flush a bit of that [censored] out - and give me an extra few minutes before the massive stroke!

BTW. I am inhaling a delightful Brie as we "speak"!

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I presume your habitual punting is also undertaken on company time Dub!

Don’t be ridiculous. Betting sites are blocked on the work laptop

need to use the work phone 😬😂

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6 hours ago, JimmyGadson said:

Can't believe I'm not apart of this. 

Yeah Jimmy, you was robbed, as was @layzie

I subscribe to Lazyie’s theory that their posts feature a diversity of opinions, but you my friend are always wonderfully on brand with your ruthless optimism.

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