ANB Suspected Corked Calf Reported on 7 News

[Winners at last 4,727]

Nibbler ... corked calf

[Satan 2,728]

Anb corked calf

Edited September 5, 2021 by Satan

[Demonland 64,810]

ANB calf strapped. 

Melbourne not concerned. 

[adonski 9,144]

ANB corked calf, should be fine

[Bring-Back-Powell 13,153]

ANB corked calf but will play on Friday night.

[Demonland 64,810]

Only caught on camera. 

[Demonland 64,810]

23 minutes ago, Supermercado said:

Whatever the TV version of clickbait is, this will be it.

Clickbait confirmed. 

[KLV 1,626]

Unsurprisingly a storm in a tiny teacup 

sorry to cause any discomfort 😀

[bobby1554 1,132]

The main training session is on Tuesday, so we will know then I suppose

[Mickey 4,173]

No suspects at this stage but short, bald man with tattoos seen at the scene of the cork

[chook fowler 18,226]

A friend of mine had a corked bottle of Grange -  he was confined to his bed for a month.

Edited September 5, 2021 by chook fowler

[Dee Zephyr 17,458]

Hunt’s finger ok then?

[Demonland 64,810]

Jacqueline Felgate saying Bulldogs win sets up a fairytale finish for them. Haven’t they already had their fairytale finish. I think there is another team waiting for their fairytale. 

[Demonland 64,810]

Here is the news report. 

 

[Satan 2,728]

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Here us the news report. 

 

Demonland not mentioned

[John Crow Batty 8,255]

4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Jacqueline Felgate saying Bulldogs win sets up a fairytale finish for them. Haven’t they already had their fairytale finish. I think there is another team waiting for their fairytale. 

Theirs is Rapunzal, ours is Cinderella.

[Chook 14,475]

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Here is the news report. 

 

My word the state of sports journalism in this country (in particular, channel 7):

1. Cribbing a Melbourne website interview with Steven May for a bit of soundbite credibility
2. Fake alarmist story based on grainy footage of a strapped calf
3. Sensationalist headlines galore (glad I didn't have to watch the story about the world number 1 women's tennis player and Wimbledon winner "crumbling")

[dees189227 10,769]

If anb is out would you put Jordan in & bump jonsey to sub?

[Winners at last 4,727]

I don't think we need to start panicking about ANB quite yet.

Edited September 5, 2021 by bingers

[wizardinoz 2,015]

10 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

If anb is out would you put Jordan in & bump jonsey to sub?

I'd prefer Melksham in if ANB is out.

[Wrecker46 2,654]

The Tomohawk got  a  corky this week to. Not concerned.

 

[Billy 1,964]

What a non story 

[Demon Disciple 10,935]

Corked calf………….better uncork it then. Ice, compress, rest, repeat

[Deeoldfart 7,720]

Anxiety crashed in as soon as I saw the op.  I live in Canberra, where we have a different news bulletin to Victoria, and I sculled 1/2 bottle of Shiraz in the short time waiting for details.  I’ll now enjoy the remainder of the delicious‘Father’s Day’ dinner that Mrs. Deeoldfart has prepared for me.  Thanks,

Edited September 5, 2021 by Deeoldfart

[Little Goffy 12,568]

It's okay, Demons are just resting Nibbler for a week to prevent him being suspended for Selwood's neck-to-the-throat fend-off and/or off-the-line-of-the-ball bump to the side of a bent over opponent's head a couple of weeks before that.

Hard to imagine Nibbler being able to focus with that much scrutiny on him.