Daisy is the football equivalent of the Get Smart character Simon the Likeable. (The tennis equivalent was/is Ash Barty.)
Who doesn't love Daisy? She's charming, intelligent ... [insert other adjectives here]. However I'm glad she has decided to retire. She was pretty much cooked as a player. Shame she's going to the puddy tatts though.
I have a cunning plan*
Kick the ball to the wing. Winger to hold the ball for an eternity, then kick to forward (left) pocket where everyone is congregated, ignoring any leads from teammates elsewhere.
*Well, Baldrick should take some of the credit.
Indeed ... the jury's will be well and truly out for a few years.
At first blush he seems similar to Weiderman and Watts, but hopefully he has more mongrel in him.
I used to subscribe to Viz. I used to find it really funny, but it is kinda the same joke/s.
Perhaps change to one of the other Viz characters? Sid the Sexist, Mr Logic or Finbarr Saunders?