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Couldn’t be bothered 

chook fowler
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TMac - was fully dilated Sparrow - caught too often Petty - shades of OMac Weed - over and out JJ - a consistent performer Kozzie - doesn’t do enough  Goodwin - a wakeup

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Dumb footy today No plan B Pies too smart  Weideman must go Umps a disgrace  Goodwin wake up Whos on DEGOEY  Why to pockets  why kick sideways  why little

Dr.D Redleg

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Oliver: Costly first quarter
Petracca: Bloody hollywood handballs
May: Got absolutely destroyed.
Pickett: Slow 'the F' down.
Mcdonald: 2 costly misses.
Gawn: 9 HT hitouts
Brayshaw: Stop kicking left
Petty: Is no Tomlinson
Rivers: At least he tried.
Jackson: Early kicking errors.
Fritsch: Costly kicking errors.
Langdon: Had some glimpses.
Harmes:  Should've tagged earlier.
Salem: Was unaccountable defensively
Lever: Battled despite landslide.
Spargo: didn't phase scoreboard.
Hibberd: Didn't notice him.
Jordon: unsighted 2nd half.
Neal-bullen: unsighted 2nd half.
Sparrow: Had no awareness
Weideman: not 1 kick

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Return to Glory Trident

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2 minutes ago, Older demon said:

Maynard ran riot

Who opposed Maynard?

Fritsch ...was schitz 

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Weideman - must be dropped
Jackson - our best player
Jordon - another promising performance
Petracca - too many turnovers
Oliver - couldn't break free
Gawn - below his standard
Petty - not good enough
Spargo - a lionhearted effort
Pickett - opposite of Spargo
TMac - mind elsewhere perhaps?
Brayshaw - know your limitations

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1 hour ago, chook fowler said:

TMac - was fully dilated

Sparrow - caught too often

Petty - shades of OMac

Weed - over and out

JJ - a consistent performer

Kozzie - doesn’t do enough 

Goodwin - a wakeup call

Chook Fowler - seriously peed off

Chook Absolutely Correct!!

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At the break of Gawn Redleg

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1 hour ago, Dr.D said:

Oliver: Costly first quarter
Petracca: Bloody hollywood handballs
May: Got absolutely destroyed.
Pickett: Slow 'the F' down.
Mcdonald: 2 costly misses.
Gawn: 9 HT hitouts
Brayshaw: Stop kicking left
Petty: Is no Tomlinson
Rivers: At least he tried.
Jackson: Early kicking errors.
Fritsch: Costly kicking errors.
Langdon: Had some glimpses.
Harmes:  Should've tagged earlier.
Salem: Was unaccountable defensively
Lever: Battled despite landslide.
Spargo: didn't phase scoreboard.
Hibberd: Didn't notice him.
Jordon: unsighted 2nd half.
Neal-bullen: unsighted 2nd half.
Sparrow: Had no awareness
Weideman: not 1 kick

Thought May was actually decent. Shut down Elliot in the first half but then went on Mihocek and I think he kicked one on him. The other goals were on Petty.

Petty was poor, although Darcy Cameron was gifted two of them by the umpire.

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48 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Thought May was actually decent. Shut down Elliot in the first half but then went on Mihocek and I think he kicked one on him. The other goals were on Petty.

Petty was poor, although Darcy Cameron was gifted two of them by the umpire.

Who was umpire no, 10 FMD

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3 hours ago, joeboy said:

Couldn’t be bothered 

Like the team

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3 hours ago, joeboy said:

Couldn’t be bothered 

 

29 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

Like the team

No I think that was the 3 word analysis.

Perfectly summed up our performance in 3 words.

I don't think anyone could argue with you this week 'joeboy'...

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