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A WALK IN THE PAST by Whispering Jack
On Monday night, the Melbourne Football Club handed out four life memberships. Two of those awards went to men who are long gone. Charles ‘Chubby’ Forrester and James ‘Jas’ Byrne played for the club in the 1870s, even before the Victorian Football Association was formed. The other two are current skipper Max Gawn and swingman Tom McDonald, who almost left the club at the end of the pandemic-affected 2020 season. Some fans might have raised their eyebrows and wondered whether the emphasis on hist
SOUNDS OF SILENCE by Whispering Jack
This was my first game for points involving the Demons in more than a year and a half and the long march to Carrara turned out to be worthwhile. The game was won in a single withering quarter that was dominated by Melbourne on the back of an outstanding display from Karen Paxman. The four-time All Australian picked up 13 touches for the stanza to set up a five goal to nothing second term after a lacklustre start in which the cleaner, sharper Gold Coast notched up the first two goals of the game
BRIDESMAIDS AGAIN by Whispering Jack
Historians of the future will have little difficulty in finding words to define the year 2020. “Covid-19”, “pandemic” and “plague” come readily to mind. The Covid-19 pandemic dominated the year in every aspect of life and it certainly didn’t spare AFL football or the Melbourne Football Club. In the circumstances however, it didn’t treat it as badly as the Spanish Flu epidemic which raged a century earlier from February 1918, through 1919 and into 1920 when it finally petered out in April of
THE TASMANIAN TIGER by Whispering Jack
I first saw Ben Brown on a cold Tuesday night in May, 2013 playing for the Werribee Tigers against Queanbeyan in a televised Foxtel Cup game before a sparse crowd at Etihad Stadium. His teammate and former Demon Jordan Gysberts was the star of the side’s 85-point belting of the hapless ACT club but the then 20 year old, 200cm Brown was also a stand out. Earlier that year, the athletic big man had left his native Tasmania in an effort to make the grade after being overlooked in three drafts
THE TRADING CHRONICLES 2020 by The Oracle
Part One: The Cure It could be coincidental but since the AFL Free Agency and Trade Period began, the State of Victoria has recorded eight consecutive days of no new active cases and no deaths from Covid19. It might be a little early to announce that a cure for this dreaded virus has been discovered but one thing can be said with some certainty after following the ins and outs of the free agency and trading process — mankind is still a long way off finding a cure for boredom. That stat
CHANGES 2020 by The Oracle
Part One: A very strange year Things might have been somewhat hairy when the 1919 football season opened up in the wake of the ending of a world war and in the middle of a pandemic that took millions of lives but it’s difficult to imagine a more unusual football season than the one that ended a week or so ago. For starters, the footy is supposed to finish on that one day in September on the MCG in mild spring weather; not deep into October at the Gabba amid warnings of tropical storms and h
DEMONLAND 2020 A TO Z by George on the Outer
A- Alice Springs. Happy hunting ground. B- Backline. Finally found the non-leaking version. C- Cairns & Covid. How a season was ruined. D- Demonland. Mental Health facility run by the inmates. E- The grade you get when you don’t make F- F- Finals. What are they? G- Goals. Lack of them. Need a forward who can kick them….lots! H- Hub. Where players got to live with people you can’t stand. I- Injuries. Miracle cure provided by Dr. Burgess.
WASH, RINSE, SPIN, REPEAT! by George On The Outer
Although the Demons got over the line in their must win final round game against the hapless Bombers, they ensured it was Groundhog Day for their supporters who well remember what happened three years ago (although, this time they at least enjoyed the success of victory). Melbourne had its customary start dominating play and having plenty of chances in front of goal, only to find itself down on the scoreboard at the first change. Inaccurate kicking, particularly from set shots would have pu
THE LUCK OF THE DRAW by Whispering Jack
The long awaited clash between Melbourne and Essendon is almost upon us. Thirty-seven rounds of AFL football have passed by since the two clubs met on a balmy early April night last year in a game that produced a high scoring shootout at the MCG with the Bombers prevailing by 18 points. It was their only meeting for 2019 and happened at a time when the pandemic was something on the far distant horizon. Several months later when the 2019 season ended, the AFL issued the first of its fixtures
THERE’S STILL A HEARTBEAT by George on the Outer
When bottom side Adelaide scrapped together a win over the Giants last week, a tiny glimmer of hope opened up for the Demons’ finals chances. The patient was in intensive care but not quite finished — there was a faint pulse, a heart beating ever so slightly but was it enough when two more wins and other results were needed to fall their way? The first step was the resuscitation of a team that had lost its last two matches against sides then sitting fifteenth and sixteenth on the ladder. On
THE FINAL HUMILIATION by The Oracle
On Sunday, the Melbourne Football Club that won three consecutive games by in excess of 50 points last month returns to the Gabba, the scene of the last of those victories which was a 56 point drubbing of Collingwood. The Demons got off to a good start and won every quarter with a ruthless and powerful brand of football. They kicked 16 goals that day, their accuracy in front of goal a tribute to the skills the put on display throughout the afternoon and evening. In the four matches playe
GIVEN THE OLD HEAVE HO’ by George on the Outer
Fremantle gave Melbourne the old heave ho’ from playing finals in 2020, in conditions that the Demons yet again failed to handle. With the whole season on the line and the need to win to stay in contention for finals, what the fans saw was much the same as they have been witnessing so many times before — a complete debacle and capitulation against a side that sat 15th on the ladder before the game. Promises made after the loss to the 16th placed Sydney Swans were rendered h
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Friday, 5th March 2021
Demonland trackwatcher Picket Fence once again returned to Casey Fields on Friday to report on preseason training ...
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List Management
GAWN EXTENDS UNTIL 2025
Max Gawn has signed an extention to his contract that will see him remain at the Demons until the end of 2025 ...
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LEVER EXTENDS UNTIL 2024
Jake Lever has signed an extention to his contract to remain at the Demons until at least the end of 2024 ...
READ MOREDemonland | March 02
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Monday, 1st March 2021
Demonland Trackwatcher Picket Fence journeyed out to Casey today and provided the following preseason training report ...
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A WALK IN THE PAST by Whispering Jack
As fans were locked out of the Scratch Match at Casey Fields, Whispering Jack reports from 1,800kms away ...
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POSTGAME: Practice Match vs Richmond
The Demons overcame a strong Richmond lineup in a practice match at Casey Fields by 11 points ...
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GAMEDAY: Practice Match vs Richmond
Follow all the action LIVE as the Demons take on the Tigers out at Casey Fields today ...
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Preseason Training
Monday, 22nd February 2021
Demonland Trackwatcher Picket Fence once again ventured out to Casey as the defenders took the field for a number of drills ...
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Wednesday, 17th February 2021
Majak Daw attended his first training session with the Demons since being invited to train with the club during the preseason ...
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2021 FULL FIXTURE
The full 2021 Fixture has been announced with dates and times released for the first 6 rounds ...
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