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Haven’t had a chance to see the first half. But just looking at the stats we consistently have a lot of players that don’t get much of the ball. Rely on about 4 mids at that’s it. 

 

Club is cooked. 

If we win this i hope we do NOT sing the song. 

Brayshaw, ANB, Salem, Fritsch.  Please all of you take the next flight back to Melbourne and don't ever appear for this club again.

5 minutes ago, Watts the matter said:

I'm most annoyed about the lack of 50 when we finally got a holding the ball free kick and Talia just drops the ball to the ground.

Saw that

And you can see the umpire saw it too, and thought about it, but decided not to pay it

Edited by Graeme Yeats' Mullet


ANB, AVB, Brayshaw, Bennell- pathetic non-contributors. Langdons disposal is disgraceful. Very little from Lockhart or Tomlinson. We carry too many substandard players 

We are a rabble.

Can't see any logic in Goodwin continuing. Into his fourth season there is no evidence that he can imprint a method on his players that wins games and stands up under pressure.

 

 

 
1 minute ago, Die Hard Demon said:

Salem .. 50% disposal efficiency, 8 clangers & 3 frees against. Our best players are going backwards at the rate of knots. 

Right now, he can only hit a target 15-20 metres away under little pressure.  Anything else and he is next to useless.

Dear Glen Bartlett,

If you want to do something to show this club is serious ask the AFL publicly to explain the free kick differential, and while you are at it ask them to explain the horrifically biased and one sided commentary we have to sit through as supporters.

Enough is enough. Collingwood wouldn’t accept it, and why should we?

Regards

Every [censored] Melbourne Supporter
 


Any other team would make a formal complaint about this umpiring.

This is the type of game you know we'll lose at the death

I'm at the game and the umpiring is diabolical, plus our entries as usual below par.

#FML

7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Our young players are too conscious of handballing it off rather than taking opportunities. 

That screams over coached and scared to make the “right decision”. 

3 minutes ago, GCDee said:

Yep this team is trash. This game just looks and feel like a bottom two clash. I'm not looking forward to getting beaten by 6 goals by norf on Sunday 

I’m not looking forward to giving north pic 2 either. 


Can’t seem to kick, take a contested mark, receive the ball, collect a ground ball, keep on our feet or aim a tackle below shoulder height. Glad we are fit though. 
 

bloody frustrating. 

Just now, loges said:

This is the type of game you know we'll lose at the death

Or win, yet will still feel like a loss.


HUZZAH IM NOT THE WORSE COACH EVER ANYMORE!!! 
qoute - Mark Neeld

Edited by Gorgoroth

Bottom club with a 19 clearances to 12 lead at half time. 

Bartlett’s spray isn’t working.

 

We could win by 10 goals and it won't matter. This team and this coach don't have it. Need to cut our loses. Fail quickly. We are just letting this drag on now.

2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Club is cooked. 

If we win this i hope we do NOT sing the song. 

Brayshaw, ANB, Salem, Fritsch.  Please all of you take the next flight back to Melbourne and don't ever appear for this club again.

You forgot Bennell!!!


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