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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Port Adelaide

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4 minutes ago, Pates said:

McDonald is slower than a turtle.

And one of the slower types of turtle.

 

Nathan Jones encapsulates our club. Historic losers going to water under pressure . . . And accepting it. He can't play again. We have to move on. 

The most confident play we have seen all night, May casually walking to retrieve the ball knowing he touched it before the review. 

 
Just now, Pates said:

We are getting nothing from the umps, our players getting clearly held onto but it gets completely ignored, they get a shot on goal from it.

If only the umps were the problem.


I predicted a 5 goal win. Nek minnit. Down by 5 goals at halftime.

God what an embarrassing half of football.

Guys. the umpires suck, but we are nowhere near it. Stop getting upset with the umpires. If we got the rub of the green we would still be 4 goals down. 

Pathetic display but umpires are not helping some atrocious decisions, a number right in front of goal. Wish we could get a few of those within 30m. 

 

Should’ve kept Garlett on the list opposed to paying a first rounder for Pickett who has the same impact.


The skills in that last passage of play just before pt goalled were dog vomit. Especially from Oliver.

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1 minute ago, Lord Travis said:

Gawn and Petracca are basically the only thing saving us from certain bottom four at this point. The optimists here surely have to admit this team is going nowhere fast and needs significant list changes and coaching changes.

Come on man don’t be a Debbie downer

goody has got this! Omg can you imagine the learnings from this ?!

 

 

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It’s goodnight from me

I don't blame you - I'll let you know if we win...:)

 

Anyone else absolutely despising the Port supporters in the crowd booing everything?

1 minute ago, Pates said:

We are getting nothing from the umps, our players getting clearly held onto but it gets completely ignored, they get a shot on goal from it.

Umps know what they are doing. Clear direction from Head Office.


2 minutes ago, Watts the matter said:

Sparrow is awful, like a bad version of the midfiedlers we already have.

Not the kids fault but why bring him in to play midfield when gus and harmes are already starving for them and playing out of position

ONE goal to half time. 
 

We are FLYING. 

Just now, olisik said:

Should’ve kept Garlett on the list opposed to paying a first rounder for Pickett who has the same impact.

So overrated. Bye bye pick 1


Fritsch, Salem, Oliver, Viney, McDonald, Harmes.

Most overrated bunch of peanuts on our list.

This is your [censored] test Goodwin.. make a change earn your money. We won't win but get us back in the fight. 

 

 

We had the run of the umpires in the first quarter. No point complaining about them. We are simply nowhere near good enough.

 

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Changing my avatar.

[censored] off happy [censored] Garry Baker


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