P-man

I’m gonna throw up watching Brad Scott find a way to be smug after his side has been garbage for as long as anyone can remember.

That calls needs to be investigated. That is outright cheating.

I love everyone!

Oh Carlton. Never change. I really don’t know where Kozzie ranks as a player across the league. But when he smells blood in the water. My god. That second half was something special.

Journos everywhere about to load up early on the Steven King horror puns.

Just saw a close up of Voss who I didn’t know existed til last weekend. Crikey Moses. Having to walk around with that mug is surely punishment enough.

King waved some kind of magic wand at quarter time.

Proving the naysayers right. We have no midfield.

Nostalgia wise I’m sadder about Clarry than Trac. He’ll be back to his devastating best at the Suns. Can put that in the book. But it wasn’t going to happen here. Both parties had been done for a while. Don’t wish him in any ill will and thankful he didn’t subject the fanbase to watching him run around for another Vic club. But other than that I’m in the thanks for the flag, thanks for the pick haul and see ya later camp 👋

Two Norm Smiths at the ripe old age of 21.

I enjoyed the way Harris Andrew laughed at Smith like the toerag he is

Fagan shuffling around like he’s waiting for the bus 😂 give us a smile big guy

Absolute annihilation in the last. It’s a beautiful thing.

Snoop rumoured to be changing his name back to Snoop Lion after the game.

They’re so ordinary too. Extra hurts.

Oliver and Petracca could at least pretend they care.

If Buckley wants the job, give it to him right now.

It’s a mixed bag. I won’t miss forward connection being a weekly discussion point, assuming the next person can do something meaningful to fix it. I won’t miss the wooden media performances and public appearances trotting out meaningless, maddening cliches. As brutal as the timing seems, it can be rationalised. The results haven’t been there. So there’s some relief. Some trepidation. But the predominant feeling is reflecting on the fact we owe the man a debt of thanks. No one can take 2021 away from him or us. He’ll be remembered fondly for what he did for the club and so he should be.

Yeah, but apart from that we’re flying.

Jon Ralph on Longmire: “He’d take the phone call but I think I’d prefer Carlton to Melbourne.” Please do royally get stuffed Jon.

One of the most pathetic seasons in our history in all honesty.

lol I just can’t with this mob.

Watch Brereton get quieter and quieter the bigger our lead becomes.

Thanks mate

Kudos to those attending today and summoning the energy to give a toss about these remaining games.