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If we lose to the Suns, I will....

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Accept that 2020 season is red rover. 
 

Lose all interest in football. 
 

Buy another TV. 

 
 
25 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Cash in on the Suns being $2.20 underdogs

Yeah how is that even possible? Clearly they have been playing better than us. Baffling.


1 hour ago, Pates said:

Yeah how is that even possible? Clearly they have been playing better than us. Baffling.

It's ok now that I've backed the Sun's the Demons are sure to get up. You can all thank me tomorrow night ;)

Be annoyed for 5 minutes then finish watching series two of Inbetweeners on Netflix. Life goes on. 

 

Reflect, for days and days, on the demise of the team, the loss of key players, the inability of the Coach to reverse a declining competitiveness and our players' development results, the increasing distance between current performances and a premiership, and the rash decisions made by the Club in a continuity of mediocrity. Then I will concentrate on golf for a few months.


This will benefit my fluctuating hypertension because after that I just won't care

 

I was as [censored] as I've ever been on Sunday night through Wednesday now I'm full of optimism.... come on fellow Demons think positive today...we got this, the Dees will turn it on today and win by 6 goals. Our season is just beginning.

Nothing it is just situation normal!

Have another drink, sigh deeply, feel terribly frustrated and get on with something else.  If we win, I will be pleasantly surprised.  We should, but that doesnt mean we will...


11 hours ago, Pates said:

Yeah how is that even possible? Clearly they have been playing better than us. Baffling.

It only shows there are many deluded Melbourne supporters willing to punt. 

Move on and watch less AFL  like I'm doing now . Never stop my support but just will take less interest in All AFL as i normally do.

If we lose this one I will refuse to see my parents, siblings and friends for at least 5 and a half more weeks. Not even joking.

Pay out early on a bet with a Doggies’ mate and express post a slab to him on Monday. At the start of the year he said we would be bottom 6, I said nah no way...slab on it? 

Feel certain the loss was all O Macs fault ?


Unless it's a particularly violent battering I'll be upset for about four hours then get on with life. This season is an the biggest pre-season ever.

12 hours ago, Pates said:

Yeah how is that even possible? Clearly they have been playing better than us. Baffling.

They are out to $2.55 now!

 

Blame Jack Watts. 

Wait no... who’s the current whipping boy again?

 

Do what I normally do and have a few extra coopers pale ales.


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