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Goddard: out of ten his face has a punchability of 9.

Already mentioned is Daniher, I think he's just too ugly to punch. If I got close enough to punch him I think I'd just end up staring at him, getting caught in his ugliness. 

 

 

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Al time - Gary 'Whiskers' Hocking, Craig 'Acker's Lambert

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1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Goddard: out of ten his face has a punchability of 9.

Already mentioned is Daniher, I think he's just too ugly to punch. If I got close enough to punch him I think I'd just end up staring at him, getting caught in his ugliness. 

 

 

We are prohibited from entertaining the idea of punching but we are encouraged to hate as a more socially acceptable substitute.

if you would be so kind.(as to hate).

Thanks In Advance Ethan

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Just now, Return to Glory said:

Al time - Gary 'Whiskers' Hocking, Craig 'Acker's Lambert

if we are going historical, thne jake king (but not when he accompanied by his "mates")

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1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

Al time - Gary 'Whiskers' Hocking, Craig 'Acker's Lambert

I saw Brad Hardy  gambling away at the pub/ tab the other day.

Bets big on the cartoons and yells at the monitor as if it may change  the result.

Let us just say he has not developed into a beautiful Swan.

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28 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Saint Gary Ablett Junior

Toby Greene

Jack Reiwoldt, Dustin Martin, Vickery, Cotchin's Hair, Hardwick

Ballentyne when he was relevant 

Alex Fasolo

Jake Stringer

Brent Halfman, Waite, Thomas, Thompson, Brad Scott

Selwood, Mitch Clark, Chris Scott

 Charlie Dixon

Brendan Goddard

 

Haven't thought about it too much, will post a more comprehensive list at a later date. 

Difficult to disagree with that list DA you've covered most of mine ?

You only missed Mitch Robinson

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37 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Saint Gary Ablett Junior

Toby Greene

Jack Reiwoldt, Dustin Martin, Vickery, Cotchin's Hair, Hardwick

Ballentyne when he was relevant 

Alex Fasolo

Jake Stringer

Brent Halfman, Waite, Thomas, Thompson, Brad Scott

Selwood, Mitch Clark, Chris Scott

 Charlie Dixon

Brendan Goddard

 

Haven't thought about it too much, will post a more comprehensive list at a later date. 

Do you just hate really good footballers who don't wear red and blue? 

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Toby McLean ATM. His 'manufactured' head high tackles are akin to soccer's diving for mine.

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Just now, Biffen said:

It might seem primitive.

But it beats being bland.

RTG should be bull whipped by a wild horde of   trans-feminists for his revisionist conformity.

I must go and see what other potentially offensive words we can erase from the language in case somebody ever feels" bad" having read such a word.

You are clearly a populist,beige,boring,dull and unhappy with strong language.

 

Did you work all that out on your own, Biff?  Well done, you clever boy.

I appreciate the assessment 1960's Dad.

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28 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Do you just hate really good footballers who don't wear red and blue? 

Mostly. I did put Vickery in there to break it up a bit. 

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Hated and 'punchable head' aren't necessarily the same. Not necessarily exclusive of each other either. As mentioned Daniher has a very punch able head, but do I hate him no. Boomer - punchable yes, hate him yes. Reiwoldt of the Nick variety punch able head not really - hatred absolutely.

 Brings us back the quandary of the title - do I actually advocate violence? no, do some people have a punchable head? yes. Hmm 


 

 

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Does Adam Goodes still count?


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3 blokes that are hard to split: Lindsay Thomas, Hayden Ballantyne and Brent Harvey. The last of them I can't help but admire for his longevity, but all three deliver cheap hits, be pretty soft and pick up plenty of cheap stats.

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Allan Didak always needed a big hit

Boomer Harvey without a doubt

Any Man Bun

Joe Danniher of course

 

from the old days

Kevin Bartlett

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2 hours ago, JackoTheMuss said:

Nick Riewoldt.

I have it on good authority he is despised by his own playing group.

Bulltish!!

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dustin martin rates highly on my bloke I'd like to smack-o-meter, provided his bikey gang mates aren't with him, and he isn't armed with chopsticks

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