Ghostwriter

Duuude raise the bar a little! 11th? At least have us as finishing 10th so we make ‘finals’

Yep, Bali. The most un-Bali person on the planet is in Bali. The pasty white Irish person who loves winter is in Bali because any opportunity to spend time with my baby granddaughter is gold. Can’t wait to get back to Gosch’s ❤️💙

I didn’t mean to offend anyone and I’m sorry if I did.

This coming Wednesday and the following Wednesday I won’t be able to attend training. Just letting you and the other sadsack members of the CFOTs in advance so as you don’t publicly portray me as a biatttch 😁

It changes every year. Last year we got DA socks, the years before were keychains, water bottles etc. Thank you for signing up!

Is your Demon Army membership current?

“The Duke” hasn’t taken off. Leb is Leb is Leb. Is Leb is good! 😁

This was us filming part of a promo. I thought it was a Fox promo (same as last year) but it’s an MFC-produced video. We made the banner last week and did a mock raising yesterday outside the ‘G. Then we cruised up and down the Yarra in a boat waving flags etc. and yelling out to Kozzie. It was so much fun, until it wasn’t: I experienced a sad combo of sunburn and mal de mer and had to disembark early 😭

Kingy’s boy, Oscar. Just having a run with the boys today.

If anyone is wondering who the new boy is out there, a boy who looks a lot like Kingy, that’s Oscar King, son of Steven. He’s here to “have a kick with the boys.” He’s 16yo and already a tall boy.

Training at Gosch’s starts at 9:30am today. I’ll only be there for half an hour or so. Why is that, I don’t hear you ask 🙃 Well, that’d be because at 10:15 I’ll be going with other DA members to the ‘G to film a Fox promo 🥳 But wait, there’s more! Afterwards, we’re filming a separate ad which will see us in a boat cruising down the Yarra. When we spot Kozzie running along the banks we will all go nuts, waving scarves and flags etc. In another scene Steven King is waiting for the lift, the doors open and the lift is full of Dees fans. Sounds cringe, right? That’s because it is 😅 but these ads usually are. Anyways, look out for me when it airs; I’ll be the one in red & blue. (Yep, that cheer squad joke will NEVER get old.) PS: @Roost it far my apologies in advance for not furnishing a training report today 😭

My friend is dyslexic. He’s a member of the N.A.D. (National Dyslexia Association)

Being that the average age of our fanbase is 95 I can’t see Trent playing anything you can come up with, Gorgy 😁

If that’s Jeffo, I’m Kim Kardashian