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Steven May caught driving with a suspended license

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in Melbourne Demons

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19 minutes ago, FritschyBusiness said:

God damn I had to pay 800 bucks, he only had to pay 500

Dodgy traffic cops kept $300 for themselves. 

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    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Dodgy traffic cops kept $300 for themselves. 

    The judge asked how much I earned a fortnight and then spat out $800 as the fine. I can tell you that I am sure I don't earn more than Steven May 🤣

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    43 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Ffs

    Hey Dazzle Ive tried sending u a personal message via app but no can do can u open up a personal dialogue?

    Cheers P.F

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    36 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Years ago back when I was a Detective, I was driving an unmarked police car around whilst fine suspended. It happens, move on. 

    Demeritted Disguised Detective

    Say that 5 times quickly!

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    I was actually driving Maysy’s car that day, so it was me who got the last 3 points. Apologies everyone. Nothing to see here. Will call Vic Roads in the morning and clear this all up. 

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    45 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    As have I. Twice. On both occasions I wasn’t informed I had amassed the maximum demerit points, only to find out when pulled over. 

    I am sorry to break this to you, but as a result, you will not be permitted to play full back for the Demons this weekend.

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    Touch your phone twice in QLD under the multitude of giant camera towers and there’s your licence gone.

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    27 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Dodgy traffic cops kept $300 for themselves. 

    i my day there would be no fine, just a few rounds with a telephone book

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    1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Ffs

    Ditto!

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i my day there would be no fine, just a few rounds with a telephone book

    These days your iPhone stores all your numbers, I wonder if you’d get smacked about with this instead

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    Well here's an untold Uncle Bitter story,

    In the early 70's myself and my mate got [censored] as nits at the Croxton Park Hotel. My beautiful 16 year old girlfriend (later to be my beautiful wife, now my late wife) drove us, unlicensed,  to Mernda.

    We weren't worried, in those days, we knew the coppers would have accepted that it was the best option.

    Different times.

    PS. My wife and I laughed about that for years. Sadly not enough years.

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    i heard Gus ran a red light too

    who gives AF?!

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    15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well here's an untold Uncle Bitter story,

    In the early 70's myself and my mate got [censored] as nits at the Croxton Park Hotel. My beautiful 16 year old girlfriend (later to be my beautiful wife, now my late wife) drove us, unlicensed,  to Mernda.

    We weren't worried, in those days, we knew the coppers would have accepted that it was the best option.

    Different times.

    PS. My wife and I laughed about that for years. Sadly not enough years.

    i didn’t know that mate. love and best wishes your way. i’m having a beer for you and your late wife right now

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    Great Footballer but not a smart chappy.

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    45 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    I am sorry to break this to you, but as a result, you will not be permitted to play full back for the Demons this weekend.

    Buddy breathing a sigh of relief 

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    17 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Please don't impose a club suspension again.

    No they won't. 

    What it does bring is unwanted attention and negativity towards the club. Journo's will blow this up bigger then it should.

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    All the commentators in their coats and club ties are free to drink martinis while Stephen May drives. I didn't do it he says then he goes online. That's too many demerits for this dee boy to hide." (Apologies Bob Dylan).

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    2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    No they won't. 

    What it does bring is unwanted attention and negativity towards the club. Journo's will blow thos up bigger then it should.

    He sure knows how to pick the perfect timing.

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    30 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    i heard Gus ran a red light too

    who gives AF?!

    Yep and Petracca was caught jaywalking! Will we be able to field a team this week??

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    If it's a points issue, it's possibly [censored] poor communication or, at worst, carelessness - I've done the same.

    Vic Roads or whatever they are called are borderline incompetents. 

    There you go, I've edited that for you.

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    The bad news gets worse.  Much worse in fact.

    Rumour has it that Bayley Fritsch has a library book that is TWO DAYS overdue.

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