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Why Luke Dunstan came to Melbourne
Mazer Rackham replied to george_on_the_outer's topic in Melbourne Demons
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No, you won't need Excel for this quiz. (UNLIKE SOME RECENT ONES I COULD NAME.) It's a lot simpler than that.
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Demonstone's Alliterative Alleged All-Star Allusion
Mazer Rackham replied to Demonstone's topic in Melbourne Demons
I give David credit for attempting to answer without going straight to the back of the book to look it up. -
Alan Richardson on 3AW: What is Fueling Dees Fire in 2023
Mazer Rackham replied to dazzledavey36's topic in Melbourne Demons
In '22 we got too careful with our ball movement. Having no Tommy and a barely mobile Brown led to us being static and unimaginative up forward. Defenders were comfortable instead of panicked. If I can see these things then our coaching panel certainly can. GO DEMONS! -
For DubDee, Monbon (et al) ...
Mazer Rackham replied to Timothy Reddan-A'Blew's topic in Melbourne Demons
Italian, Spanish and French, mostly -
"The new ground will surfaced with cannabis plants. The boundary ropes, gazebos, and gear bags made of hemp. Free hashish provided to all affiliated teams, minorites and the underprivileged. Also a new electric scooter to every MP who votes for this." You've just gotta think outside the square. (MLC, I know)
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Yeah, they'd probably say "don't let the door hit you on the way out", rename us the Burnie Demons, and make a brand new club called the Melbourne Knicks or Jets or Yankees and set them up in a giant indoor facility built over the newly-razed AAMI and Gosch's precincts.
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Kossie can't even crack their seconds?
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TRAINING: Wednesday 7th December 2022
Mazer Rackham replied to Rolling Stone's topic in Melbourne Demons
FINALLY our upgraded facilities came through! Thank you MFC and thank you Vic govt!- 58 replies
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"Good morning, Minister." "Morning. You new here? A nice cuppa, thanks love. One lump. And a biscuit too." "Er, minister, we are the delegation from Melbourne." "From ..... ?" "Melbourne." " ......... Melbourne?" "Melbourne Football Club." "Right. Right. Melbourne Football Club. Erm ... siddown. What can I do for you?" "Thank you for meeting us, Minister. We'd like to discuss and advance our mutual plans for the Gosch's Paddock redevelopment." "The Gosch's ...... oh, right! NOW I know who you are! Nup." ".... 'nup'?" "Yeah. Nup. CAROL! See in my next appointment." "I ... we ... thank you Minis-- THANK YOU MIN--" *Later* "What a disaster. How are we going to spin that?" "Let say something like, 'The Club continued discussions regarding', etc etc."
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It's to confuse his enemies. "I told you to tag Langdon!" "Duh ... gee coach." "You know who is he is, don't you?" "Nah ... yeah .... nah. I dunno." "The one with the long hair!" "Duh ... okay coach." *thinks* "I fought he went to Freo? Better book me plane ticket now."
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Rolling Stones in some shape or form seem to pop up as putative answers in every D'land quiz.
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Oh, come on. Think "Rolling Stones guitar players".
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What do these players have in common? Be effusive. B: L.Birch T.Gillard HB: S.Heath M.Gay S.Goldrick C: S.Lampard T.Hanks B.Mackin HF: A.Bannan K.Paxman K.Hore F: D.Pearce T.Harris Foll: L.Pearce O.Purcell E.West I/C: M.Chaplin C.Sherriff L.Mithen E.Zanker M.Fitzsimon
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OMG!!!!! How remiss of me. The winners. Gold @La Dee-vina Comedia Silver @Demonstone [email protected] Pitted aluminium @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew