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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Richmond

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Just now, Jaded said:

NO FORWARDLINE 

no backline lever is the biggest spud ever would have alister nichalson rather than him

 

Time for a green tin. 

1 minute ago, Mel Bourne said:

I count ONE contested mark inside out forward 50 so far today. 

It's time to play a big body ( May?) at CHF and try and clunk some marks to at least keep the ball in there for more than 20 seconds or so.  Tommo to Lynch pls.


 
2 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Oliver’s disposal today has been abysmal.

It has been for 2 years, most people just turn a blind eye to him here.

the difference when they have the ball and when we do is immense. 


Levers running is so lazy. Got himself caught in no mans land then and allowed dusty to kick under no pressure 

Another goal less quarter. How many times !!

We're unwatchable. I'd say call the season off but we'd be the same in 9 months time anyway.

 

Can someone remind me the reasoning behind our forward line.  It isn't forward pressure  ball goes in straight out score 

Just now, forever demons said:

no backline lever is the biggest spud ever would have alister nichalson rather than him

He is by far and wide the worst recruit we've had


Just now, Demonland said:

5 free to 4 in our favour. Although sometimes it’s the frees not paid. 

The Petracca one that handed them a goal was a shocker. The umpire even admitted no prior opportunity! Pathetic!


Just now, Leoncelli_36 said:

I’ll say what I said earlier this week, Pickett isn’t ready

You say this straight after his amazing 3 defensive efforts at half forward?  Not many will be agreeing with you on this one ?

Stopped watching. Will collect on bet on Richmond (Sportsbet) ... more than 6 points up at half time. 

this is 100% structural. we do the same [censored] thing every single time. EVERY SINGLE TIME. we then get absolutely smoked on the transition against decent teams. This is a football lesson.

Goodwin is out of his element coaching at AFL level. This is 90s-era football being coached in a completely different football era.

 
Just now, binman said:

Levers running is so lazy. Got himself caught in no mans land then and allowed dusty to kick under no pressure 

He's a [censored] Muppet.

Needs to be dropped.

Disposal ha ha ha. Not under 10’s standard. 
Oliver not a disposal to us. 
VDB can’t run or take possession.


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