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Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

Mathieson..

I will second that.

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His (Mathieson) nickname is apparently Beast Mode. More like Turtle Mode. Shells up at the sight of contact. 

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42 minutes ago, boydie said:

Congratulations Rhy Mathieson, made your debut and I already really don't like you.

Ducking spud.

Already have him in as my Rising P.H Star

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22 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

Al time - Gary 'Whiskers' Hocking, Craig 'Acker's Lambert

I go back further. Hard to beat Mopsy Fraser and Max Oppy. Then there was Jack Dyer!  Umm,  all from Tigerland.

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1 minute ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

I go back further. Hard to beat Mopsy Fraser and Max Oppy. Then there was Jack Dyer!  Umm,  all from Tigerland.

Geez BM, you have gone back. Someone's going to tell me Tom Sherrin needed to be [censored] slapped.

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5 minutes ago, dl4e said:

I would have Jonas just ahead of mathieson.

Mathieson.. Daylight... whoever. What a young [censored] this kid is. He drops to his knees before he even picks the ball up. Vince and Oliver were furious when given frees against - and rightfully so. What a little joker. Mathieson is a blight on the game, Jonas is just an old school type, limited skills, probably tries to over compensate with toughness. I don't like the thugs in football, I always played a fair game of footy. But I hate these young muppets who are dropping to their knees, that isn't footy. I actually would like to see them banned. I don't even want to see Mathieson and McLean on the field.

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For a so called tough nut, Mathieson certainly plays for his fair share of frees.

A bit of a no name, but can confirm Ben Keays is a goose as well.

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5 hours ago, praha said:

As far as most punchable faces go, Daniher is right up there.

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I couldn't bring myself to punch a donkey

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Brent Harvey envokes vomit in me. 

I loath him and apparently he is also a tightarse, which is one of my most hated qualities in a human being. 

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1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Brent Harvey envokes vomit in me. 

I loath him and apparently he is also a tightarse, which is one of my most hated qualities in a human being. 

Agree, but Mathieson is now right behind him.

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1 hour ago, boydie said:

Congratulations Rhy Mathieson, made your debut and I already really don't like you.

Ducking spud.

And that is the one time in the history of auto-correct that ducking was actually the word you were looking for :) 

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I forgot to add that  sniping thug Merrett.

However, I enjoyed his true colours showing out today.

Who noticed his unwillingness to exchange pleasantries with Max at the end of that half time scuffle? He was well and truly focussed on the dressing room.

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2 hours ago, Jaded said:

Brent Harvey envokes vomit in me. 

I loath him and apparently he is also a tightarse, which is one of my most hated qualities in a human being. 

You haven't met Moonshadow in person obviously.

He will be Number One with  a bullet.

He might make you pay for one of his home brews.

I forgot Moonshadow doesn't play AFL.,but the point stands,although he is seemingly more intelligent than Harvey.

and at least with Moon yo know what you are going to get.

More meaningless drivel..

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2 hours ago, Emerald said:

Most tackleable head in the AFL.

If he got a man bun there will no excuse to prevent ultra violence.

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Haven't read through the thread but I'd be disappointed if Stevie J hasn't been nominated for a Turkish spinning heel kick to the chops!

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Robbie Gray, Sam Mitchell, Robbie Gray, Sam Mitchell, Robbie Gray, Sam Mitchell, Hartlett, Breust

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Apologies to Stringer and Toby Mclean. Both very unlikeable

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Harvey, by a country mile. What I hate most about him is that he is an absolute gun and a freak so he doesn't need to do all the cheap dirty tricks he does. He's a great player, but being a cheap, cheating little [censored] takes significant points off him for me.

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