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Hogan needs to get on his bike and lead at the ball, if he isn't moving or out in the open, don't kick it to him, it's pretty simple

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Defence is horrible. Every time they have the ball they hit up easy marks the whole way down the field. Getting outdone in run and spread in the same way we used to under Neeld.  An absolute reflection of effort, and says we came into this expecting and easy win. After being so horrible for so long, surely we can appreciate every game needs 100% effort.

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The umpires are blatantly trying to get Essendon up - it's a joke

Melbourne are pathetic pull your [censored] finger out you lazy [censored]

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would be a huge call but i reckon Jesse needs a spell at Casey to find some form

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What to say. I have scared the dog, [censored] off the wife and are not far off kicking over the TV at the bullshizen we have dished up today.

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2 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

The umpires are blatantly trying to get Essendon up - it's a joke

Melbourne are pathetic pull your [censored] finger out you lazy cunts 

[censored] is censored and [censored] isn't, brilliant.

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Outcoached and outclassed. Forward pressure non-existent. This seriously wreaks of a Roos game. Absolutely bog it down and floor your own forward line. Ugly to watch but gee, we lack intent and class. Nothing going our way. Their ability to find space is quite telling.

They badly want this win. They are fighting for it. We're handing it to them.

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Seriously if we keep playing like this the  whole Paul Roos investment has been a waste of money. Still playing like a team turning up to lose, with no desperation or desire to tear the game away from their opponent. Almost an entire list turnover and the culture is no better. 

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How? Essendon look like they're controlling the game...with all the chip kicks and uncontested marks. Very different to last years game where we kicked ourselves out of it. Essendon are just playing better football.

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Just now, Clintosaurus said:

What to say. I have scared the dog, [censored] off the wife and are not far off kicking over the TV at the bullshizen we have dished up today.

I am feeling exactly what you are saying....

My wife hates me, my kids are scared of me and I am so close to bursting out in tears it is scary!!!

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Just now, chook fowler said:

Lamumba is no good he prances around then handballs to someone's feet. FMD.

Except that he's the only one who's trying to make something happen. Everybody else seems to be just watching things go by.

Tho' we're always going to be in trouble when Hogan, Viney and Gawn* are neutralised. Gee, didn't see that coming!!

 

* Not to mention Watts, Jones & Vince.

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The police have just rolled up and told me it's a crime to be drunk and naked on the front lawn watching the Dees lose, what a joke..

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1 minute ago, Akum said:

Except that he's the only one who's trying to make something happen. Everybody else seems to be just watching things go by.

Tho' we're always going to be in trouble when Hogan, Viney and Gawn* are neutralised. Gee, didn't see that coming!!

 

* Not to mention Watts, Jones & Vince.

Don't worry I'm pizzed off with everybody 

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