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Local church should be able to help out in that department.

Good pickup, Chris. Fixed now. (Maybe I was just thinking at the time about some of the current crop who seem to think they're God's gift...! LOL)

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Didn't really notice Dwayne today. What I did hear at some stage was Brad Johnson questioning the decision to move Salem to defence, and for Alistair Lynch to agree with him and imply Salem has had second year blues. FFS guys, at least do A BIT of homework. Salem has been injured most of the year and has been much more effective in defence than he was in attack last season.

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If you attend the game, you don't have to put up with the rubbish commentary. :P

My eyesight and hearing isn't what it was and at 700km away I find the TV works better (though turning the sound off is best)

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Every time he speaks i want to punch the back of his gigantic pumpkin head

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Didn't really notice Dwayne today. What I did hear at some stage was Brad Johnson questioning the decision to move Salem to defence, and for Alistair Lynch to agree with him and imply Salem has had second year blues. FFS guys, at least do A BIT of homework. Salem has been injured most of the year and has been much more effective in defence than he was in attack last season.

Sadly unsurprising. Incidents like this just confirm the lack of interest that the average commentator takes in the MFC and its playing list. Brad Johnson is generally an exception to that rule so surprising that he didn't correct Lynch, but they don't like to make a habit of exposing each other's lack of knowledge, hence why Dwayne mostly gets away with constantly talking [censored]. Especially about our club.

I hope the colossal peanut enjoyed commentating a Melbourne win. No doubt he had that hint of surprise in his voice for every Melbourne passage of play. Like he's amazed they're making a game of it.

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Watched the replay last night.

The bit that shat me was when he made a pretend apology to a theoretical someone who was watching their first game of Aussie Rules (the [censored] called it AFL but I'll let that go, almost), and said words to the effect of "it isn't always this bad".

This was after we had pressured GWS all the way from forward 50 to our defensive 50 to finally force a turnover and ran, hand passed and kicked the ball forward and scored a goal! It was terrific, modern football - all team defence and quick counter attack to score and he is apologising to someone in his imagination!

Brad Johnson and Lynch both had the decency to praise our pressure, but Der-wayne wanted it his way. A total creep.

PS: any chance he is reading this thread?

How about someone emails it to wherever the hell he is employed so he could feel the vibe.

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