The old dark navy blues! ;)

[PaulRB 6,376]

For a while there I was able to contain it, tap my inner saint and pretend I was sympathetic to their whining fans...

but then I heard they had a hovercraft and thought "screw this! I'm going to let it out!"

I am so happy that Carlton are a rabble!

Tickled that their prospects are bleak

Giggling that their list is malformed.

I'm even amused that their hovercraft flipped on the Yarra... I mean as far as warnings of hubris at football clubs go, buying a hovercraft must be in the top ten.

Carlton board meeting "Lots to get through tonight boys... first item on the Agenda who gets first ride on our new hovercraft?"

Genius!

Love it.

[What 18,810]

I just checked the fixture to see when we get to smash them and we dont play them until Round 21? WTF?

[Young Dee 1,303]

Love the memes going around:

[Biffen 12,943]

I just checked the fixture to see when we get to smash them and we dont play them until Round 21? WTF?

They will be under a caretaker.

[daisycutter 29,616]

They will be under a caretaker.

or in the care of an undertaker?

[Sir Why You Little 37,046]

"We did it Mick...We destroyed Carlton"

Hahahaha!! Had forgotten about that pearler

Straight onto Facebook!

[Ted Lasso 19,520]

Their recruiting has been worse than ours. The list is In awful shape and the club is fractured and divided, very much reminds me of us when Bailey was sacked.

They must make every decision a winner from now or more pain to come

[jumbo returns 6,741]

Fmd.

Like we've been any better?

Load of bs.

[markc 975]

lets just hope we manage to win against them .... we have been known to loose against Carlton when we should have won ......

[PaulRB 6,376]

Their recruiting has been worse than ours. The list is In awful shape and the club is fractured and divided, very much reminds me of us when Bailey was sacked.

They must make every decision a winner from now or more pain to come

They need to buy GWS...

[daisycutter 29,616]

Their recruiting has been worse than ours. The list is In awful shape and the club is fractured and divided, very much reminds me of us when Bailey was sacked.

They must make every decision a winner from now or more pain to come

but dr who told us their recruiting strategy was exactly what we should be emulating

i'm shattered

[bush demon 2,041]

Carlton are now a well-entrenched second tier AFL team. Blame it on the boogie, blame it on Malthouse, but definitely blame it on the John Elliott culture. The relative demise of teams such as Richmond Carlton and Essendons of this world is our only hope of sneaking back into the upper echelons of this competition. Who would have thunk back in the days of the drop kick, that these teams would have won three premierships between them in their last (collective) 70 years (carlton 1995, richmond 81, essendon 2000.

Edited May 11, 2015 by bush demon

[PaulRB 6,376]

Borrowed this from rusty Nails in Stats thread -

Ex Carlton small forwards Eddie Betts and our boy Jeffy Garlett rank in the top quartile of all small / medium forwards at No.2 and No. 25 respectively with Eddie being ranked 34th in the league overall !! Me thinks Carlton may have made a "blue" or two letting these blokes go

[hardtack 10,547]

I think their hovecraft is full of eels.

Edited May 11, 2015 by hardtack

[Demon trucker 1,800]

Nother

Borrowed this from rusty Nails in Stats thread -

Ex Carlton small forwards Eddie Betts and our boy Jeffy Garlett rank in the top quartile of all small / medium forwards at No.2 and No. 25 respectively with Eddie being ranked 34th in the league overall !! Me thinks Carlton may have made a "blue" or two letting these blokes go

not much they could have done about Eddie he was a free agent, and no team has matched restricted free agents.

[dee-luded 2,959]

Their recruiting has been worse than ours. The list is In awful shape and the club is fractured and divided, very much reminds me of us when Bailey was sacked.

They must make every decision a winner from now or more pain to come

.... that white ant emblem highlighted on they're jumper,,,,, well it just seems like its eaten their hearts out, altogether.

whit-anted Murphy (father son to the lions)

................ mclean

................ prenderghast

wrecked that Kreuzer tank in its tracks

got rid of that useless coach, whats his name ? (ratten)

whats the odds of a chemist coming 'onboard', to heal all they're ills, from trying to digest far too much brown papyrus ?

and they want Fitzpatrick to get their pricefixer home-ground to be used as a boutique stadium? without a station.

Edited May 11, 2015 by dee-luded

[old dee 23,792]

It appears the two biggest draft manipulators end up with the two worst lists!

[Dr. Gonzo 24,227]

Carlton are now a well-entrenched second tier AFL team. Blame it on the boogie, blame it on Malthouse, but definitely blame it on the John Elliott culture. The relative demise of teams such as Richmond Carlton and Essendons of this world is our only hope of sneaking back into the upper echelons of this competition. Who would have thunk back in the days of the drop kick, that these teams would have won three premierships between them in their last (collective) 70 years (carlton 1995, richmond 81, essendon 2000.

Hawthorn and Geelong have supplanted them (for now).

[The Reverend 1,736]

Fmd.

Like we've been any better?

Load of bs.

Carlton are the new Melbourne. I never thought they would make us look good.

[Nasher 33,616]

Fmd.

Like we've been any better?

Load of bs.

So? I'm quite happy to sit in my glass house and throw stones in this case.

[jnrmac 20,101]

Their recruiting has been worse than ours. The list is In awful shape and the club is fractured and divided, very much reminds me of us when Bailey was sacked.

They must make every decision a winner from now or more pain to come

They had three number 1 pics from 3 spoons. We never did that.

And I can't wait for the "see that's what you get when you tank" revisionists........

[jabberwocky 2,301]

It appears the two biggest draft manipulators end up with the two worst lists!

There is something in that.

Numbers attached to young boys aren't as meaningful as many thought they were.

[Sir Why You Little 37,046]

The back page of todays HUN is hilarious!!!

[jumbo returns 6,741]

Carlton are the new Melbourne. I never thought they would make us look good.

This thread is awful.

Let's get some perspective here...

[daisycutter 29,616]

It appears the two biggest draft manipulators end up with the two worst lists!

are you saying hawthorn have a bad list, od?