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Theres nothing official but hes almost 33

Even if he doesnt retire hes just about cooked anyway

Almost everything you say is a gross exaggeration or flat out wrong.

I've never seen someone talk so much bollocks, all of the time.

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Almost everything you say is a gross exaggeration or flat out wrong.

I've never seen someone talk so much bollocks, all of the time.

Have you read one of Machsys posts?

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Almost everything you say is a gross exaggeration or flat out wrong.

I've never seen someone talk so much bollocks, all of the time.

thank you , glad you enjoy my posts

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Almost everything you say is a gross exaggeration or flat out wrong.

I've never seen someone talk so much bollocks, all of the time.

He isn't the worst, but he did say he would be gone from this place if we won. A man of his word he isn't.

But yes, he certainly isn't the worst poster by a mile.

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He isn't the worst, but he did say he would be gone from this place if we won. A man of his word he isn't.

But yes, he certainly isn't the worst poster by a mile.

Who are these tryhards vying for my title of master bull.... shiter?

Bring it on!! I'll show you bull shite and bollocks and gross exaggerations!


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This is a good thing, looking forward to watching Jesse Hogan finally get on the G.

I think in light of Dunn signing, Frawley not yet signing and the players I have unofficially heard we are targetting it just seems to me we that we are posturing for some interesting list changes.

Nothing that interesting AF, just thinking aloud.

Am I the only one who wants to know what you have heard?

Please tell.

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Who are these tryhards vying for my title of master bull.... shiter?

Bring it on!! I'll show you bull shite and bollocks and gross exaggerations!

There must be no lower form of life than an internet forum celebrity.

Ouch!

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There must be no lower form of life than an internet forum celebrity.

Yes there is Chook,and that is one, apparently like yourself, who is fated to wallow within a beige vision of the world and who has no sense of joy at the wonderful absurdity that surrounds us.

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Yes there is Chook,and that is one, apparently like yourself, who is fated to wallow within a beige vision of the world and who has no sense of joy at the wonderful absurdity that surrounds us.

Think again. I like Pink Floyd's The Wall as much anyone.

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You want absurd music gents? Listen to a group from Canada called the Barenaked Lsadies. The name is a bit of a misnomer.

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Think again. I like Pink Floyd's The Wall as much anyone.

FMD. I made one of my usual off hand posts that was in fact (a) laughing at myself and (b) highlighting the fact the bull .. shite on a forum like this is hardly exceptional.

You, apparently, totally misconstrued my intent. Lesson - I shall dumb my posts down even further - if that is possible.

However, Chooka, please ignore that and just answer one simple question for me.

When, at parties or other social gatherings, and people say something you do not understand is your standard answer, "I like Pink Floyd's The Wall as much as anyone" ?

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FMD. I made one of my usual off hand posts that was in fact (a) laughing at myself and (b) highlighting the fact the bull .. shite on a forum like this is hardly exceptional.

You, apparently, totally misconstrued my intent. Lesson - I shall dumb my posts down even further - if that is possible.

However, Chooka, please ignore that and just answer one simple question for me.

When, at parties or other social gatherings, and people say something you do not understand is your standard answer, "I like Pink Floyd's The Wall as much as anyone" ?

I don't go to parties or social gatherings. I'm too "beige" for that.

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Never let it be said that any thread must stay on the straight and narrow !! ^_^

embrace the diversification....Ommmmmmmm

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and the players I have unofficially heard we are targetting it just seems to me we that we are posturing for some interesting list changes.

Nothing that interesting AF, just thinking aloud.

Spill ya guts j.

Let us know what's happening.


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This is a good thing, looking forward to watching Jesse Hogan finally get on the G.

I think in light of Dunn signing, Frawley not yet signing and the players I have unofficially heard we are targetting it just seems to me we that we are posturing for some interesting list changes.

Nothing that interesting AF, just thinking aloud.

Would love to know what you've heard, J...even if it is unsubstantiated. : )

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Just cracked one through the covers....

What are you doing in bed at 7pm

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I hope this kid is good........

I just hope his girl friend is sensational and barracks for the Dees

Maybe that's what caused his bad back?

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You want absurd music gents? Listen to a group from Canada called the Barenaked Lsadies. The name is a bit of a misnomer.

They had a bit of commercial success in Australia in the late 90s. I was a fan as a teenager.

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They had a bit of commercial success in Australia in the late 90s. I was a fan as a teenager.

Yeah, 'One Week' was huge and a few other things...

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Yeah, 'One Week' was huge and a few other things...

If I had a $1 million, The Old Apartment are a couple of my other favorites.

Song, judging by the photo posted, not a fan of the Ladies' musical stylings?

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