The Big Issue

[Chook 15,023]

Forget tanking. Forget drugs. It's time we tackled the most important question facing the footy public today:

Jack's Beard: Yay or Nay?

[Biffen 12,949]

All of his best games have been with.

I said it last year and I'll say it again.

The beard must stay.

The beard was best on last night too.

[Whispering_Jack 31,181]

If he plays with the same passion as last night he can keep the thing.

Where was this sort of poll last year when Lynden Dunn had that ridiculous mo.

[Sir Why You Little 37,317]

I hate Beards on anyone. But if Jack plays better with it.

Cool.

It worked for Gary Baker.

[DeeSpencer 26,328]

I think the beard is a classic case of if you look tough you feel tough, then if you feel tough you play tough. Thats what I'm hoping at thats all that Jack needs to make it as a player.

[Redleg 41,963]

_{Spoke to him at the family day and he said the girls don't like it. I think it may be gone soon.}

_{BTW he is just the nicest boy, always friendly and happy to chat. I hope he becomes a star for us, enjoys team success and shoves it up a few people.}

[Arrow 1,257]

_{Spoke to him at the family day and he said the girls don't like it. I think it may be gone soon.}

_{BTW he is just the nicest boy, always friendly and happy to chat. I hope he becomes a star for us, enjoys team success and shoves it up a few people.}

That's quite the bold statement Redleg!

[Chook 15,023]

_{Spoke to him at the family day and he said the girls don't like it. I think it may be gone soon.}

_{BTW he is just the nicest boy, always friendly and happy to chat. I hope he becomes a star for us, enjoys team success and shoves it up a few people.}

Interesting fact: Girls like the prepubescent look. In this case, it appears evolution got it wrong.

Edited February 23, 2013 by Chook

[Gorgoroth 13,185]

The beard is awesome!

All hail he beard!

[ThreeOneSix 954]

I love the beard, I've been talking up Jack Watts to my family since he was drafted about him being the messiah and the best thing since sliced bread.

So to them he is a laughing stock because he hasn't proved to be God re-incarnated,so Watts is a cult figure in our household and the beard just adds to myth.

I thought Watts was outstanding last night, but I am pretty one eyed Jack Watts, I think he'll be an All Australian back man.

As well as having sublime skills, Watts has smarts, he wanted the ball in the first game last night against North, he knew we needed a 9 pointer.

None of our senior players were screaming for the ball or even aware.

[dee-luded 2,959]

I hate Beards on anyone. But if Jack plays better with it.

Cool.

It worked for Gary Baker.

HaHaHa, you really should be more selective with who you go around with WYL.

but, even kero may foot that hairy Bill as well. quack quack.

[DeeZee 7,445]

Heaps of faith in Jack and the beard....easily our most skilled player,get ready for a big year from Killer.

[Bossdog 2,002]

Get rid of it....

[McQueen 17,867]

_{Spoke to him at the family day and he said the girls don't like it. I think it may be gone soon.}

_{BTW he is just the nicest boy, always friendly and happy to chat. I hope he becomes a star for us, enjoys team success and shoves it up a few people.}

Man.

[Roger Mellie 4,173]

I feel the need to draw your attention to hair-dos.

On Friday night, I think we witnessed 3 of the top 10 shocking hair-dos in the league.

Jack Pepe le Pew Riewoldt. What the hell is that? Did you scalp a polar bear and glue it to your noggin?

Dustin Martin - Setting the pace in bogan

Maric - A mullet is wasted without traccy dacks and moccs

The Watts beard makes him look tough(er) if nothing else

[Tony Tea 2,814]

Nay.

No human being should ever have a beard.

(Says someone who has never been able to grow one.)

PS: While I'm on a "style" rant - not once through the whole tide of human history has there ever been a good looking tattoo.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

Beard is good. Beard is right. Beard rocks!

[hardtack 10,872]

Well, as they say in New Zealand: "It's late and I'm off to beard"

[nutbean 8,838]

I hate Beards on anyone. But if Jack plays better with it.

Cool.

It worked for Gary Baker.

now THERE was a beard...

[dee-luded 2,959]

now THERE was a beard...

and a character

[az_tec 41]

It would look better with a sleeve or 2, mabee a leg

And stop cutting the sides get a bita animal in ya.....lol

Edited February 25, 2013 by az_tec

[Barney Rubble 1,576]

WYL D-L & NB

You really are showing your age.

I remember GB playing before beard, he was pretty average.

His beard turned him into a star.

Can we have a team of 22 bearded dudes please.

[Courtney_Fish 183]

_{Spoke to him at the family day and he said the girls don't like it. I think it may be gone soon.}

_{BTW he is just the nicest boy, always friendly and happy to chat. I hope he becomes a star for us, enjoys team success and shoves it up a few people.}

‘nicest boy’, those 2 words are his 2 biggest problems.

Edited February 26, 2013 by Courtney_Fish

[old dee 24,004]

WYL D-L & NB

You really are showing your age.

I remember GB playing before beard, he was pretty average.

His beard turned him into a star.

Can we have a team of 22 bearded dudes please.

Not to mention me and you Chippy

[DEE fence 5,045]

Reckon he looks like a Viking, keep it