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From the good old days:

stab pass

baulk

daisy cutter

'you could build a block of flats...'

coat hanger

banana

And the current pathetic contributions to the game:

selling candy

fat side of the ground

shot on goal

quarterback

stoppage

ban them

Add anything Americanized. Ie. Catch instead of mark and 'deefence'.

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In the wider world of footy I'd like to ban Craig Hutchison (could just end there) from using the term old mate incorrectly.

Old mate is meant to replace somebody's name but this idiot loves saying Old Mate Pickers, Old Mate Doctor Turf etc.. If you're going to turn the Aussiemeter up to 5000 at least get it right.

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In the wider world of footy I'd like to ban Craig Hutchison (could just end there) from using the term old mate incorrectly.

Old mate is meant to replace somebody's name but this idiot loves saying Old Mate Pickers, Old Mate Doctor Turf etc.. If you're going to turn the Aussiemeter up to 5000 at least get it right.

Yeah and Bruce's use of the word "Delicious" when describing Cyril Rioli - What's going on there ?

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Is quarterback really being used ? I haven't heard it.

I have.

In fact I think I have used it a couple of times...

But only to describe a role, rather than give the role the title 'QB'...

That is a narrow, but deep, distinction.

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Do you mean 'defense'?

Yep

Is quarterback really being used ? I haven't heard it.

I've heard it used quite a bit as in 'Hodge/Goddard play that quarterback type role.'

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In the wider world of footy I'd like to ban Craig Hutchison (could just end there) from using the term old mate incorrectly.

Old mate is meant to replace somebody's name but this idiot loves saying Old Mate Pickers, Old Mate Doctor Turf etc.. If you're going to turn the Aussiemeter up to 5000 at least get it right.

Eddie Everywhere with "buddy"

TFS and "the great man"

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I hate the AFL becoming americanised in general

Draft Combine, talk of two leagues ala MLB, NHL etc, if they get their way we'll be chanting Dee-Fence, Dee-Fence, Dee-Fence whenever the ball goes into our defense half. god help us.

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Russell "Robinson" - Another Tony Shaw gaffe - Though he's not Robinson Crusoe with that one .

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Robertson Crusoe? :D

Alas, we seem to have moved away from clichés and more in to grammatical nitpicks now.

Ah well , no soup for me .

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