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Cliches that need to be banned on this site.

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from now on only high-brow humour will be allowed on land (take note bbo)

all other forms of humour should be reported to admin.

ldvc can be the unofficial land humour nazi - should keep him very busy

of course we will all keep a very close watch on any humour ldvc personally attempts, for appropriateness

Happy to take on that responsibility. I see no humour in the persistent use of made-up club names, so I think I'm one from one at the moment. Anyone care to disagree? (Feel free to do so.)

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    Happy to take on that responsibility. I see no humour in the persistent use of made-up club names, so I think I'm one from one at the moment. Anyone care to disagree? (Feel free to do so.)

    Come on, Meth Coast is a beauty.

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    Happy to take on that responsibility. I see no humour in the persistent use of made-up club names, so I think I'm one from one at the moment. Anyone care to disagree? (Feel free to do so.)

    Isn't your user name part of a made up pun using a club nickname?

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    Isn't your user name part of a made up pun using a club nickname?

    moonie, try reading dante's original comedy (well a translation anyway) and see if you get the humour

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    reading??? moonie???? Good joke Lothario!!!

    Capital letters at the start of a sentence and when using a proper noun would be a good idea Mr Smarty Pants.

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    capital letters are so bourgeios moonie

    Posted from the Peoples Republic of Burwood dc?

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    Posted from the Peoples Republic of Burwood dc?

    Is that anywhere near Washington DC?

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    Posted from the Peoples Republic of Burwood dc?

    that's closer than you think moonie

    better not say any more or the pc brigade will have my apricots

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    that's closer than you think moonie

    better not say any more or the pc brigade will have my apricots

    Good time of year for apricots -- many on your tree this time around?

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    I just hate the word 'Cliche'.

    Ban it

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