Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Cliches that need to be banned on this site.

...
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

"Every now and then I come back to 'Land to see what's happening, then I read a post like this and I'm reminded why I shouldn't bother."

Sound familiar?

  • Quote
    •  

    How the [censored] do you pronounce Petraccattack??

    Petracc - ATTACK

  • Quote

    I'd like to ban "regroup" when talking about an individual. I'm not sold on it being used for multiple people or a whole team - but at least it makes some sense in that context. But how does an individual "regroup"?

  • Quote
    •  

    "stakeholders"

    never knew if this meant carnivorous shareholders or vampire killers

  • Quote

    "stakeholders"

    never knew if this meant carnivorous shareholders or vampire killers

    Very good dc

    Your game has been down a bit recently

    A big improver for 2015?

  • Quote

    Very good dc

    Your game has been down a bit recently

    A big improver for 2015?

    Agree.

    I hope you get the miles in those legs to do two way running, DC

  • Quote

    "In my opinion" and "IMHO"

    Superfluous.

  • Quote
    •  

    "In my opinion" and "IMHO"

    Superfluous.

    No way I would have to type another three words.
  • Quote

    I'm a cliche and an enigma wrapped up in a riddle.

  • Quote

    I'm a cliche and an enigma wrapped up in a riddle.

    So you are a clinigmaiddle?

  • Quote

    So you are a clinigmaiddle?

    actually I am a shayneh maydel....

  • Quote

    Real men don't use cliches.

    Not really cliches, but the things that annoy me are terms like "spud" and spelling fails such as defiantly or definately (for definitely).

  • Quote

    Spelling fails don't phase me so much - some are autocorrects, others are excusable ignorance.

  • Quote

    Personal dislike for,

    "If........ happens I will leave Demonland forever."

    Moderators please take this as an offer, and when ......... happens, ban them for life (acceptance)

  • Quote

    "Watts is a DUD/SPUD".....Feel free to insert any other name you can think of.

    That crap bores me.

  • Quote

    Push_Me_Pull_Me-Black-bellied_Whistling_

    ah the well known chernobyl red beaked duck

    oh,,, & I thought they were red Peeking duuck

    Made me laugh

    me too

    But "Could be anything" is more accurate as it means he could be a gun or a spud

    And there it is !!!

    :)

    Edited by dee-luded

  • Quote

    "In my opinion" and "IMHO"

    Superfluous.

    These two are required on here because if you don't use them, people will attack you for positing baseless facts.

    Just my opinion.

    :lol:

  • Quote
    •  

    How the [censored] do you pronounce Petraccattack??

    Petr[ah]c at[ah]ck. Adelaide-style.

  • Quote

    • Archived

    This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • GAMEDAY: Brisbane

      It's Game Day and the Demons return to the MCG after a dismal performance in Gather Round to face the reigning dual Premiers Brisbane. What do expect to see from the Dees today?

      • 41 replies
      Demonland

    • PREVIEW: Brisbane

      They really had me fooled when I picked them with great confidence to beat the Bombers at Gather Round last week. I should have recognised that nothing is more quintessentially Melbourne than defeating the undefeated early premiership favourite one week and losing to a winless cellar dweller on its way to establishing a record losing streak the next. 

        • Thanks
      • 6 replies
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Brisbane

      The Demons return to Melbourne and the hallowed turf of the MCG where they face dual reigning Premiers Brisbane on Sunday. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • 464 replies
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Essendon

      Melbourne’s much vaunted finishing power evaporated at Adelaide Oval on Saturday afternoon, exposed for the third time in four years by its Essendon Gather Round hoodoo. 

        • Shocked
        • Haha
      • 15 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Essendon

      From knocking off a Premiership contender to getting embarrassed by the winless Bombers who were on a 17 game losing streak .... Welcome Back MFCSS.

        • Clap
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 384 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Essendon

      Andy is still away on holidays for the next two weeks but the Demonland Podcast will proceed with Binman at the helm and this week joined by George to bring you their analysis of the disappointing loss to the Bombers.

        • Thanks
      • 22 replies
      binman
    View All

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.