Let’s package up SA boys Petty and Sparrow to Adelaide for pick 37.

May come out in front 😭

Totally incompetent forward line

[censored] quarter. Can't even put 1 measly goal on the board.

Have a heart 

6 minutes ago, seventyfour said:

I'll kill myself if we concede another by quarter time without getting one ourselves 

RIP seventyfour

1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

Reverse the teams and they don't even look.

I actually agree with you 

Just now, Undeeterred said:

He gets suspended every time he goes within 6 feet of someone and then we all lay into him about not letting the team down! 

Exactly.

Yes he flew for a speccie too but he's been our best so far.

7 minutes ago, BigBadBustling said:

Compare the quality of that footage with the May touched ball a few weeks back. Hmmmm.

Yep, ARC is another part of the cheating.

Need to stop this [censored] [censored] handlballing in traffic. We don't have the skills and just invite the pressure

2 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

If we gonna play like this atleast level that thug

Absolutely.

So this is our response.

Zero goals.

Might as well go for broke and smash the dog.

 

 

4 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Oliver’s disposal by foot is bloody ordinary.

Garry Lyon once said he was in the frame to be the best Dee EVER.

Feel like that honour should be reserved for someone who can actually kick, or at least kick a goal once every 10 games.

I know you're not supposed to say this these days, but he is definitely carrying more weight this year.

1 minute ago, bing181 said:

If only we had a forward line. Bombing into packs like this when there's no-one there who can take the marks.

Please stop with this. Your forward line is as good as your structure and entry. Collingwood isn't winning this. We're losing it. We have zero sync, zero structure, no desire. It is painful to watch everywhere.

We deflate ourselves with our game plan. 

Petracca heading down the rooms injured 😡

We are poorly coached. And not fit

what a  f&&*& disgraceful effort against a team that is decimated by injury and playing half their VLF side. we dont run and chase, fritter as much as i love him barely chases, though the one time he actually did he was rewarded. this is a side you must man up on and run with your player as they are always looking for the give and run and get it back again, or the overlap. if everyone is on their player you deny them this.

I revise my earlier prediction, pies by 10 15 goals.

Best mid playing fwd , Goodwin has lost the plot .. has screwed the team with his

pigheaded stubbornness 

Trac not looking great at all.

Today is going to be a long day

Absolutely no forward connection whatsoever so we had 3 quarters of the forward half action for f all return.

12 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Goodwin. 

First 10 minutes

two goals down 12-0

Turnovers 

missed tackles 

handball errors 

dumb cute footy 

is this the response ? Seriously you are [censored] joking 

Goodwin. 

First qtr 

Three goals down 19-4 

Turnovers 

missed tackles 

handball errors 

dumb cute footy 

15 inside 50s for zero goals

poor goalkicking 

Crisp running unchecked !! Too obvious did you miss him as one of their ball carriers 

is this the response ? Seriously you are [censored] joking 

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

They are putting their knee in at every opportunity. Why don’t we do the same? 

We’re getting killed by their seconds

5 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

Row up

I am not familiar with that one. My observation is that Maynard is a thug. I won't be changing that view.

Help if the forwards actually led 

Well done to all Melbourne supporters who have gone today to endure this gutless, incompetent, clueless performance. 

Our forward line is useless, our defence is non existent and without Gawn we'd be 8 goals down. 

What purpose are Laurie and Howes serving? And when did Oliver last find a teammate?