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He had me at that superb tackle against the enemy #1 around Demonland 😏😏

The added bonus of never having his dad commentate our games would be fantastic. 

 
48 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

He had me at that superb tackle against the enemy #1 around Demonland 😏😏

Pretty soft.  At least stick the forearm up and deliver the 'big Dipper' knock out fly by elbow to the back of the head!


14 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Might go for a few weeks. Should we send him a basket of goodies?

Wine and flowers anyone?


He’s on my list of favourite non-Dees, along with Brad Close. 😝

9 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

Might go for a few weeks. Should we send him a basket of goodies?

I’ve been reliably informed that Gus has already rung him and invited him for a couple of rounds of golf at Royal Melbourne. 
 

Not enough Gus, propose him for life membership.  


10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

He’s on my list of favourite non-Dees, along with Brad Close. 😝

Wash your mouth out, no demonlander should like anyone from geeeelong

12 hours ago, Deeman said:

I like the cut of his jib. 

I used to face his grandad in the nets at Sunshine Cricket Club when he was a long tall gangly Leggie and I don't think I ever got a bat to ball - I was 14...

I am so proud of this connection regarding the wee little piglet whose name starts with M...

The irony is, of course, the wee little piglet who tried to kill a certain Mister Brayshaw in a footy match got a 'well done' slap on the lobotomy from his teammates for attempted murder, and Darcy will probably get 10 weeks on the insistence of the RSPCA for harming a member of the animal species.

 

That would be harder than getting William to call Harry. 

No chance. He's loyal to the dogs giving the family tradition of his grandfather and father both playing for the dogs.

But gee he's a monster 

 


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