Deeman

Or at least get Zach's missus to leave before half time to go for lunch at a fine Adelaide eatery.

He would be a good Gatt.

Watch out for the bloke in the bottom right hand corner wearing a red and blue toga who knows exactly what's going on. I'm sure he usually sits on the wing in the southern stand.

Which Tommy M?

Is he five feet tall yet?

Is it the connections with bikies or with Albo that we’re objecting to?

Remember when Clarry was young …

From Kew Amateurs in the VAFA, William Balme aged 35 is one of the more than 700 footballers who have nominated for next week’s AFL National draft. He must be a very late developer. Anyone know anything about an him?

Let’s face it. We’re never going to find out what he’s really on.

I know the name’s spelled differently but what’s with the manager? Another conspiracy!

What and were is an AIA Vitality Centre?

Steven Kings Backflank Redemption.

And didn't Casey also play for Casey?

The amazing thing about this kid is that since the announcement was made yesterday, he's grown from 198cm to 202cm.

I would have been better off going to a Coldplay concert with my girlfriend.