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Soft opposition that are not up to AFL standard. Could we fall into bad habits? What are demonlanders thoughs?

 

Holy [censored] moly are my thoughts.... serious thread??

1 minute ago, WERRIDEE said:

Soft opposition that are not up to AFL standard. Could we fall into bad habits? What are demonlanders thoughs?

We’ll win both by 30 points and then demonlanders will complain that we didn’t play well because we didn’t beat them by 900 points.

 

Have a listen to Goody’s post-match press conference @WERRIDEE ..it will clear bad thoughts.

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Did playing Melbourne over the last 10 years prior to 2018 hurt Hawthorn or Geelong? No, they won billions of flags.

We so owe Eagles just want to smash em 

 

What bad habits?

We'll play within ourselves and win each game by 30-40 points 

Mate I’ve had a couple of cones tonight and even that didn’t make this thought enter my head. 
 

What you got bro?


29 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

Holy [censored] moly are my thoughts.... serious thread??

If only Tom McDonald didn’t kick that goal after the siren in the Grand Final…

Yes, I'm deeply concerned about this.

Equally concerning is the worldwide shortage of pink gaffer tape, the fading reverse light on the trailer i use once a year and my imaginary friend that says Werridee needs a therapist.


More concerned about what shirt to wear tomorrow 

40 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Mate I’ve had a couple of cones tonight and even that didn’t make this thought enter my head. 

What you got bro?

McQueen  👉🏼  Sativa

Werridee  👉🏼   Indica

59 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Returning to Perth for the first game since the GF should get the players in a good mood.

Should pickup the scoring at will from where we left off in the 3rd and 4th quarters.

I want to serverly embarrass WC and put Will Schofield back in his place.  We should try to beat them by so much and stick it so far up their behinds that they never want to come back to Perth.


1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Returning to Perth for the first game since the GF should get the players in a good mood.

Fair chance we'll have more supporters in the stands than Eagles fans. We had a lot for the GF, surely some will barrack for us now. The Eagles should fold.

How does a % north of 160 hurt us?, madness I think you need to watch r23 and the finals another few times to reacquaint yourself with this team.

 
1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

MFCSS says we lose the next two games then win the flag. 

I’ll take that every day of the week


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